Dragon

I'm like 10% Irish, 34% German, 4% Native American, 50% African and 2% milk.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

We would never need to recycle again if chip companies would cut the bag down to the actual chip line.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Day 7,785:
Still awkward.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Man with two prosthetic legs doing work in the gym. Total badass.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

I just ran over a Rent SEMO sign.

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North Carolina's bullpen 😂 https://t.co/PS1O30svZK

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

I could've died people.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Was just violently attacked by a wiener dog and people want to say that Pitbulls and Rottweilers are the only violent breeds smh

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Lolz

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

I wonder if anyone would judge me if I named my children after popular Zelda characters...

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

The best thing about working out and eating healthy is pooping regularly

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

No better way to study for finals by not studying for finals and watching Pokemon instead

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Sorry I'm saying stupid things, it's the pre workout talking

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Hahaha just realized my Twitter name was still Dragon

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

One of these days, my bf is gunna get tired of my shit, I just know it. He's too good to be true, and I'm an emotional potato.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

@STAFFEN_fection RIGHT?! IM BASICALLY LIVING OUT OF MY CAR RIGHT NOW CUZ MAKE UP IS LIFE

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Dunkin Donuts worker: *hands me coffee* "I like your eyebrows btw."

I only takes five words to make a girl's day.

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

@KelliWoodfin dad joke for the loss, Kelli...

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

I want my boyfriend and some flamin hot Cheetos

[Dragon @AllisonWoodfin]

Does this happen to everyone...?