alleycat

I’ve got my hairspray and radio. I’m ready to go

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

Braiding the teams hair and a random little girl get in line, "me next?" "Yup! Hop on up the chair" she left with the biggest smile 😂💕

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 26 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 26 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 26 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

My ass, the thickiest. My toks, the tickiest.

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

Depending on if you want to see what’s happening or not...

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

Listening to two narcissistic coworkers talk. Each are telling a story, one interrupts the other to continue their story. I think they are just talking to make noise tbh

[Hol @holly_whittonn]

Body dysmorphia is actually such a real thing - I look back on my body from a few years ago and I’d KILL to like that again, but I never ever remember feeling good in my body at the time and still thought I was too big. So scary

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

@yagurlhunty Freezer

[DogSquadTV @dogsquadtv]

Meet Pickles. He got bored and helped himself to some unattended dragonfruit when his parents weren’t around. Needless to say, he gave everyone a mini heart attack.😨

[Emily Spaghemily @EmilySpaghemily]

I’m honestly so thankful I can still go to work. If i didn’t have a reason to leave the house I’d be big sad rn

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

A one-year update from Alex:

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

u ever stuttered so damn much u just decided to shut the fuck up

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

My gf and I broke up and are moving into a 2 bedroom so that we can have our own separate spaces but still continue a domestic partnership which I thought was incredibly progressive but is actually exactly what my catholic aunt and uncle who refuse to get divorced are doing.

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

@lizmm621 He gave leeway on the titties tho

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

@yagurlhunty @JoeyLangone Nice

[alleycat @Allison_Miedz]

Gold star to the bike that was in the right hand lane holding up traffic when there’s a goddamn sidewalk he could be holding up instead of morning traffic downtown GR. YOURE FIT, COOL

[darby @DarbyEck]

I miss mandarin wok