Allison Price

design nomad.

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

Either I’m in labor or the booster shot + Taco Bell on the same day are a LETHAL combination

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@eriksreks I’m eating for two. Don’t get cocky.

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@eriksreks An homage to Bjarke Ingels’ ego

[Mia “GIRT” Lastname @themiasandrist]

Hi friends,

This thread has been compiled to ruin your day.

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@ShaulAshley @KamVTV Not true

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@SenBillCassidy Thank you 🇺🇸

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

Trump, if you’re out there, the Alamo is NOT in Alamo TX. Also, the Village People have an important message for you..
https://t.co/jkjGuUX6Vp

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Let that be a lesson, if you send a mob to kill congress, 3 days later you could lose one of your social media handles

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Next time you hear a right-winger demand "law and order" or accuse the left of "anarchy," remember this.

[LeGate @williamlegate]

This was the capitol’s security when there were black protestors on the streets

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@iamkatieg need that knee spoon

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

Move over @eriksreks I got this 👩‍💻

[logan bartlett @loganbartlett]

We’ve now reached the point in the pandemic where everyone’s spouses could easily takeover their job.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

What's the opposite of doomscrolling?

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

Oh honey

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[John Handem Piette @JohnHPiette]

America Assembled!🇺🇸🎉

@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @BarackObama
@ChrisEvans @MarkRuffalo @RobertDowneyJr @brielarson @AOC @staceyabrams @michaelb4jordan @Russo_Brothers
#Election2020 #ElectionResults2020 #joebiden #DonaldTrump #BidenHarris2020 #avengers #endgame

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@eriksreks Sweet tweet babe do it again

[Allison Price @Allison_Price]

@IvankaTrump Why is he not wearing a mask?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Irony is dead.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Why is Kim Guilfoyle screaming at us?

[Huitzilopochtli @Immortally0ne]

@ProjectLincoln Trump and trump supporters use 5 tactics: projection, denial, false equivalence, name calling, and whataboutism. You can look at literally any of their comments, and they will fit into one of those 5 buckets.