Allison Wonderland

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[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@SushiPartyPDX @Instacart Exactly. Anyone can do this is their local area without Instacart.

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

How do y'all want something delivered but won't tip?
And you wonder why we eat your food
#tippingshouldberequired
#tipyourdriver
@Instacart @DoorDash @shipt

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

#cancelinstacart
@Instacart @InstacartHelp

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@SushiPartyPDX @Instacart They don't care about their shoppers either

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@Instacart @Thad957182943 @InstacartHelp Your lack of support channel?

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@_briwill They fail their shoppers everyday

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@authorbellajay It's the app process not the shopper

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@officiallyjust4 @Instacart Too bad they don't pay their people enough

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

Hey @Instacart
NO ONE wants triple batches
NO ONE wants to haul mulch and dirt in their car within the triple batch
Your in app customer service sucks
You dont pay people enough.
I'll stick with @DoorDash and @Shipt they pay better.

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@elonmusk what's up with all the fake IG profiles

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@LouBrutus @skilletmusic @TheoryMusic @saintasonia @EPICGreenBay @DarlaWonderDog Are you coming to Milwaukee too @LouBrutus

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@TMN3218 Maybe you should tip your driver

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@bbfreckz Well tip your driver

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@BetrayedHermit @Instacart They don't pay enough or tip enough

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

#HavingAHumanExperience

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

@Starbucks why don't you have anything but #pumpkinspice flavored stuff anymore?? Include the rest of us that aren't basic enough to drink #pumpkinflavored anything

[Shibbir Ahmed @Shibbir1]

#DaveChappelle's last special for Netflix is not for brittle ears but hear him out till the very end! Some powerful, artful storytelling. This line was the killer! #TheCloser

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

“When ‘Sticks and Stones’ came out. A lot of people in the trans community were furious with me and apparently they dragged me on Twitter.

But I don’t give a f*ck because Twitter isn’t a real place…”-Dave Chapelle #TheCloser

[Kevin Parrott @K_Parrott]

Bless you @DaphneDorman #TheCloser @DaveChappelle ❤️

[Allison Wonderland @Allisons1derlnd]

I stand with @DaveChappelle
#TheCloser was the best comedy special of all time. He just said what so many people already think.