Dan

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

Better than Pablo @WestHam

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

His name is Nathanzinho. Nike have already signed him at 9-years old. 🤯🇧🇷

He'll probably be playing for Flamengo in Brazil in five years time and Real Madrid will probably sign him for £60M two years later. 🔮🔜⭐️

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@CalebTurner97 @WestHam Nuno clearly got a backhander for the transfer but he continues to pick him! I’d rather Benni McCarthy

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

Can’t believe that within 10 years we’ve gone from watching Payet to watching fucking Pablo…

Next level @WestHam

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@soccertorey Sergio Busquets 👀

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@CalebTurner97 Stadium full of casuals who don’t even watch club football mate

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@jakewhu02 100% mate. Participation trophy mentality

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

They realise they lost, right? 😂

If we get past Norway, I can’t wait to knock this lot out and finish Messi’s World Cup career. Give me all the Argie tears

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Argentina's World Cup stars taunt England with chants about the Falklands in their dressing room - while their fans are ALREADY singing about knocking Three Lions out in semi-final https://t.co/NZUXKLq2uH

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@DanielH_LUFC @LouisOsbornee We’d still draw 1-1 mate, Mel B header

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@dubai_pie @rami_hashimi I literally couldn’t find parking there 😂

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@CarnivoreDad72 @Cryptocito And zero damage caused… Flights took off two hours later

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

I’ll volley their shitty $100 missiles out the air

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

Chaos 🙄

It’s business as usual here, wankers like this trying to create drama for clicks.

I’m on my way to a gym 5 minutes from the airport and then the beach to chill.

Fucking war tracker 😂😂😂😂

[War Tracker X @WarTrackerX]

Breaking: Dubai International Airport closed after explosions reported above the city. Flights grounded, passengers stranded, and authorities are on high alert. Chaos unfolding in real time. ✈️⚡️

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@Osint613 That’s not Jebel Ali 😂

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Big

[Adama Traoré Diarra @AdamaTrd37]

Focused on the challenge ahead.
With focus and hard work, we’ll make it happen.
Let’s go, @WestHam. ⚒️

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@AUCasanna Exactly, the guy talks absolute shit

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

So strong that he missed over 50% of matches during his time at West Ham to injury…

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇩🇪😅 Niclas Füllkrug: "The bandage on my toe? There's no mystery, it's broken. I just have to deal with the pain and move on."

"I'm German, so, we are very strong and know how to handle pain. I didn't want to miss a Milan match because of this." (@tvdellosport)

[Dan @Allstar_LDN]

@bzaps100 Great escape starts today, IROOOOONSSS ⚒️