Bagel Matthew

Just a good beagle boy, living my best life.

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@kellyclarkson Kellllyyyyy 😭
WHY are you doing this?!

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@mattvanswol @kellyclarkson Agreed until your last sentence.

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@not_jeffepstein ....was this supposed to make you look better?

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@DiligentDenizen I'm kind of starting to think it's not coming. Sorry. Hope I'm wrong.

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@ArtyTrolls How is that even defamatory?

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@ItsD247 @hottytoddy82 Sooo....yes?

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@ErinBWea @AnaEscobarShow Let's be fair - they're both kind of hard to look at.

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@choeshow Imagine what she smells like.

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@baroncoleman He does hate her. I thought everyone knew that. They are, however, permanently bonded by this coverup. So he will never turn on her.

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@Marcela252016 There were zero 1,000 people.

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@EsoShaggy Even if George was gay, he wouldn't be doing this.

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@lovely36534 @ElleRen7 It doesn't typically stress person to person, so it shouldn't. 🤞

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@Leftright1071 @ArtifexMemor Lmao, I was hoping they at least slept together for him to be acting this way.

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@ArtifexMemor Why'd you crop out your response?

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@NicoleArbour Idk if she has lesbian interests or not, but these pants look terrible and insanely inappropriate. Everyone would be looking, and not in admiration. I know, I know "her team" dressed you. That doesn't change anything.

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@TheOfficerTatum Yes, Brandon. Most people think this way.

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@LauraLoomer Why do you look like that?

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@teameffujoe Imagine lying about this...

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@ErinBWea Appropriateness aside, it's unflattering as fuck.