Dear @CAgovernor , to assure the International community that their visiting athletes will arrive and depart safety for the LA Olympics 2028, the Governor's Office should announce a program that US Citizens will be accompanying traveling athletes for their safety and comfort.
Dear @SarahMillican75, I gave Wiltern staff a small blue bag w/ two Japanese Kit Kats: (green tea & strawberry) & 3 stickers who gave it to your tour staff. Hope it gets it to you! Enjoy & thanks for the 🤣. Also, Jimmy Carr is a jerk for starting a show at 7 pm @ the Wiltern.
@MingNa There is a community called "Subtle Asian Traits" that talks about this issue, just know that you aren't alone. Many others & I, appreciate your talents & entertainment you have brought to the world. Also, you should laugh b/c it is ironic that you are feeling similar to Mulan.
@jimmycarr I would love to know whose bright idea was it to start a show at 7 pm in Los Angeles, land of traffic, rush hour and road rage. Whose cock do I need to fucking suck in order to get better public transportation? - Jason
Hi @jimmycarr, First time seeing you live; if you were the star of a Comedy Roast, and could pick 20 comedians (dead or alive) to roast you, who would you want and who would you like to try to take crack at roasting back? (Also curious if said 20 would be different if alive only)
Hi @jimmycarr, First time seeing you live, looking forward to the show, need laughs because salary was cut. Since the US government shutdown, you have said you enjoyed flying, has it been more difficult to fly?
Hi @jimmycarr, First time seeing you live. If you were given the role of temporary Taskmaster for one-episode special and allowed to pick who were the contestants from anyone in the world, who would it be and why? (And if not all comedians, one with only comedians.)
@CAgovernor : It would be great for the California government to issue special zero interest loans for Federal workers and air traffic controllers during the shutdown period
@MarkHamill Bankrupting a casino isn't weird? Hugging the American flag on stage isn't weird? lol, okay.
@sethmeyers would like to speak with the management.
@Liz_Wheeler And this is how you scare men into being asexual or gay.
It's a hobby. Let people have their fucking hobbies. Comparatively, at least you know where your man is -- not cheating, at home playing a video game.
@LastWeekTonight Your show should be called "How rich [white] guys ruin everything explained by a British guy @iamjohnoliver with stats, venn diagrams and facts.
It's like the BBC, but funded on private cable so more cursing is allowed."