Allyson Maxwell

Occasionally clever

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Matthew Perry was all of our friend to the end. This one hurts. RIP.

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I was really going to start eating healthier this week butttttt @DairyQueen finally brought back the snickerdoodle blizzard so I think I’ll have to try again next week 😋

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I get to see all of my favorite people that I haven’t seen in forever on Friday-Saturday so if I could hit a fast forward button on this week, that would be gr8.

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I have been a Fall girl for as long as I can remember but for some reason I have been very into Spring this year so obviously I am having an identity crisis over this.

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@Nadine_Fares You’re welcome 😇 it’s going to be so fun!!!!!!

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Update: I’m now dating a man that will order meals when we’re out that he knows I will eat so we can share and stocks his house with food and snacks for me to have when I go stay there. Don’t settle ladies.

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This boy really stopped talking to me bc I’m a pescatarian...#blessed though that my only flaw seems to be that I prefer seafood over steak 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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I have walked at night in foreign countries, NYC, and Chicago and I’ve never been more scared than I am at Big Country in Shreveport rn.

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@jamebo33 I already changed 😭 just imagine a Christmas tree with ornaments for earrings and that was me! Hope you have a more cheerful Friday 🎄

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One of my coworkers told me I look like Christmas today and tbh that’s one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten 🎄

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Not even watching Elf could help to shake these Sunday scaries.

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@all_hale_zach1 Let’s go

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Did I play Christmas music on the way to work this morning? Yes, yes I did. This 32 degree weather has my Christmas senses tingling🎄

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@Nadine_Fares *almost collapses in Cinque Terre

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I feel so lucky to be where I am in life currently. The waiting season and ups and downs were well worth it 💜

[Nadine Fares @Nadine_Fares]

Not even back for 48 hours and Lauren already has a trip booked for us. Here we come Chicago ✈️

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The Monroe Ford dealership is currently playing Pony over the big speakers. It’s good to be home.

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@jamebo33 Of course I didn’t mean allll my besties!

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Brb, getting drunk with my best friends in Greece.

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My dad called me to wish me safe travels today and that he loved me but ended the call with “if you get into trouble over there don’t call me because I ain’t coming.” Not really feeling the love, Daron.

[Allyson Maxwell @AllysonMaxwell]

Finally quit my job, exactly a week until I leave for a 2 week trip to Europe with my best friends, and start a new adventure when I get back. Life comes at ya fast man but I am so thankful for all of the unexpected moments 💛