The English Alman

Wer sagt, dass one has to be a German um Alman zu sein.

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@NoContextBrits A few bottles of shit wine nobody wants to drink that you once bought at a homeware exhibitionat Earls Court.

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@PicturesFoIder Satan

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@NoContextBrits The fancier sandwiches aren‘t always included in the meal deal.

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@NoContextBrits Topper

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@germany_iam Have you tried mowing the lawn at 20:15 on Sundays just as Tatort is about to start?

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@rickygervais you‘re a god, a comedy god. And yet when I catch the lines between the lines in your shows, I‘m forced to admit that you‘re still seriously underrated.

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@SoVeryBritish Good dentistry.

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@SoVeryBritish Because there was someone walking a touch too slowly in front of them and an overtake just wouldn’t be polite. Cross the road, overtake and cross back again later if required.

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@RealChrisSays “Are you sure this is just regular Charly?”

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@SoVeryBritish Pre-sliced tomato and or cucumber that has been allowed congeal into the bread (through lack of cooling) thus removing the crunchiness of the vegetables and the fluffiness of the bread: it becomes a moist, liquidy pocket of disappointment and dissatisfaction.

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@GoldBlooded79 Just remember those sacred words: “if there’s something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?…” You’re welcome.

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Unpopular opinion: “Show Yourself” and “Into the Unknown” are better songs than “Let It Go”. #frozen #disney

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@GaryLineker didn‘t compare the policies with those of Germany in the 1930s - he compared the language. The press, especially @TheSun, is bending his words. When will the gutterpress be held accountable for the untruths it spreads solely in the interest of sales and clickbate?

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@woltapp I don‘t want my fries delivered like that

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There‘s a word for states where government critics get thrown of state TV for their opinions. It‘s a word I‘m uncomfortable saying. #bbc #GaryLinekerIsRight

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The striking, sobering impression of the War in Ukraine isn‘t initially the brutality but the pure lack of necessity. All this suffering for absolutely nothing. That‘s the most heartbreaking element of it all.

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@derJamesJackson I often ask this when I see the Sagrada Familia…

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@NoContextBrits Is the Starbar the Wunderbar in Germany?

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@NoContextBrits Slim Steve

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In Germany we don‘t offer assistance or sympathy to apprentices in the workplace, we say „Lehrjahre sind keine Herrenjahre“ and I think that‘s beautiful. #denglisch #germany #expat #alman