Almighty Garfield

Idk what to put for my bio I'm not that special.

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@tomgrossicomedy
I finally got some freakin frakin Grossi merch! (Plus that Stepbrothers shirt with two of my main guys.) Merry Christmas Tom and to all of the Grossi Possi!

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Calling boogers "nasal stones" from now on

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@Riddell_Collect @NFL @Saints @RiddellSports I really appreciate that the maximum number of helmets one person can buy was decreased to 6. Gives more people the opportunity to buy what they want.

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@DarkSalxm Ninetales. My beloved yellow fox.

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@RiddellSports @Riddell_Collect Nah genuinely fuck yall, (not you admin), who the hell thinks its a good idea to only make 525 of each of these helmet drops and allow people to buy them in bulk so they can resell them on ebay for double the price. My card got declined once and you sold out immediately.

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Fuck it, @UrinatingTree give out 5 Lolcows of the week. Mark Sanchez, Penn State losing to UCLA, Arizona Cardinals blowing it to the Titans of all teams, Emari Demercado specifically, and the Yankees just cause it would be funny.

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@IntroSpecktive New Mario Sluggers.

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@MrSantiZap Logan Paul wins a championship, or he beats Cena. That guy doesn't deserve to be in this company. It drives me crazy that someone with so much natural talent for wrestling is nothing but an unrespectable douche.

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HE CAME!!! A mouse that built a nest in my mailbox stole the rope from the bag he came in. But luckily that little goober didn't harm the goobus! @DoobusGoobus

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@IntroSpecktive As a Lions fan. I haven't cried this much from a game before. But I'm very happy for Washington and their fanbase, they deserve it. Now I'm rooting for a Bills and Commanders Super Bowl. GGs and good luck.

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@DiscussingFilm Holy peak

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@BrandonPerna MASTER BATES!!!

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@SalVulcano Mr. Salvatore Vulcano, I have never had sexual relations before.

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I just had one of the most special moments of my life. I saw the brightest shooting star I've ever seen zip through the northern lights.

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#WeWantCody

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Kindle Vildor sucks good god #NFCChampionshipGame

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I was a bit wrong

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My honest 2024 Superbowl prediction is Ravens vs 49ers, but that's boring, so my actual prediction is Browns vs 49ers w/ Browns winning by 4.

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@umichwolverine1 @Lions @aidanhutch97 No we're not. We're happy as hell with Hutch lmao. Why do UM fans create this narrative that MSU fans don't like the Lions's best defensive player?

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@woodwardsports Detroit Man Eaters, based off of the Tsavo Man Eaters