Slime 🤒🐍

Kill People , Burn Shit , Fuck School I'm A Fucking Unicorn , you see that nigga that looked swagged out ? THAT'S ME BITCH !

[Slime 🤒🐍 @AlmightyRico_]

Niggas complain about going to work I rather make money than do nothing all day

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No ouch, no scream, pure silence 😭😭😭😭 they bad AF

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

When you piss off your girl but she still lets you hit

[Mecbienx 🇸🇳 @patheeeee]

La petite derrière moi dans la queue: Maman regarde il reste une dernière tarte aux fraises on a de la chance

Moi: Une tarte aux fraises svp

[Colb @___Colb___]

We will be there.

[DailyChiraq @DailyChiraq]

Not once did he crack a single smile 😅

[bum @BattleRapBum]

when you tell her no

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

Deaaron Fox

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will damage a man's mental health behind closed doors. then smile in public like they suffered the most

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I don't care how hard life gets, don’t tell a woman what you’ve been through.

[iza @izamamaa]

“nobody coming to save you also implies

no one is coming to stop you”

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Me at the beach at my grown age 😂

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

bugün gördüğüm en komik tweet

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

When I finally made it but shawty didn't believe in me

[Cody’s Free World Cup Bets @CodyBrownBets]

🏆 MLB + NBA Best Bet

We’ve been cooking on straights and here’s my two favorite lines today.

Research in the post below. Let’s keep cashing.

21+ Only.

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga is 1/1 bro LMFAOOO

[Slime 🤒🐍 @AlmightyRico_]

@CodyBrownBets Yessir you always come clutch

[Slime 🤒🐍 @AlmightyRico_]

@CodyBrownBets mlb hit sheets 👀