Eric Thomas

[Eric Thomas @Almost2Meters]

@ForecasterEnten

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@Thomas_Massie The plural of entrepreneur is entrepreneurs. No apostrophe.

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@jasminelukuku @AkilahObviously Very much agree. Started using this method last year and got good results.

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@CincinnatiZoo It’s over Anikin. I’ve got the high pond!

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@shannonrosa @NotLasers Chupafarta!! My new favorite legendary monster.

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@amuhs As a former library employee, all I can say is... I’m in love I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it!!!

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@JesseThorn Top five for sure.

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@tammygolden Hey Brewed

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@CafeteriaJangle I don’t have a microwave. But I do have a clock that sometimes cooks shit.

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@califmom I do remember the fire. Watching it on tv. My dad didn’t work that fire somehow. I think he was in Venice or somewhere. Didn’t know about the book. Now on my list.

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@smickable

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@davewaitecomedy The Fauci Ouchy? (Okay I’ll stop.)

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@davewaitecomedy The Jolly Dolly Jab

[Lauren Ipsum @rush_less]

Dune this, Dune that, some of yall need to be dune your dishes

[Rob Dean @neuroticmonkey]

.@PFTompkins as Werner Herzog leaving a Yelp review of a hotel (from @ComedyBangBang) is one of my favorite things.

Animated by @geewhizpro found on YouTube: https://t.co/LfomycHRYi (they have a bunch of great animations—you should subscribe!)

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@TerryTeachout1 Sam Rockwell

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@TerryTeachout1 Lee Pace.

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@BeccaBrass A disappointment of playwrights.

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@BeccaBrass A measurement of engineers.

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Do Burger King and Dairy Queen live In a White Castle?