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Mundane dispatches from a 'mostly bored' White House Press Corps of The Presidency that almost happened but is alive and well in an alternate reality.

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@NBCNightlyNews And then the sheriffs dept should be able to use the sprinkler system to fire water at the assailant. Like this.. https://t.co/vwooQUHG1Z @H2Elephant

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HRC celebrates one year election night victory by taking all west wing staffers to Pinkberry.

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Yeah @billmaher but at least Oscar ain't so white no more! #Oscars #OscarSoBlack

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Remember how last year was all about #OscarSoWhite? Well that shit ain't gonna fly under President Hillary Clinton.

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This just in... @AlecBaldwin to play @realDonaldTrump at HRC's first White House Correspondent Dinner #correspondentsdinner

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WH: HRC to officiate wedding of a non-vetted Syrian lesbian refugee couple who've adopted 12 undocumented children. #Pride

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POTUS @HillaryClinton to visit D.C. area JCC to 'finger paint for Purim' with the kids.

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After losing election Donald Trump files lawsuit against Twitter alleging 'Fake Followers'

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WH: It's beginning to look a lot like Purim. #Purim

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WH: Newly appointed SA ambassador @Trevornoah vows to 'move US Embassy to SOWETO'

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Michael Moore 'kinda bummed that Hillary won' because @MMFlint 'totally would have made bank' on a Trump movie.

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HRC: The rumors are true @iamjohnoliver on short list for new WH press secretary.

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Beyoncé & President @HillaryClinton sing duet 'Hilly With The Good Hair' at #GRAMMYs & break the internet.

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White House: Highly likely Secretary of State @BernieSanders was 'totally stoned' while debating Ted Cruz on @CNN

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So boring @IfHillaryHad see our press dispatches.

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HRC to disappointed Trump supporters: Take your broken heart and turn it into art.

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President Hillary Clinton vows to return the 'herds of Bison' to #StandingRock #Tatanka

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White House: New US Japanese Ambassador @GeorgeTakei delays Tokyo post until he and Brad 'finish our 21-Day cleanse'

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GOP: HRC decision to get a Pug named 'Sushi' as the White House dog not only offends Japan but appeases China. #DogWhistle

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Surgeon General Dr.Ruth Westheimer spotted exiting The White House early this morning. Are Bill & Hillary 'at it' again?