Bradley Almquist

This is a FAN Page. Not really Dr. Almquist. Quoting the sayings of Dr. A :]

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Diminuendo-ize.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Of course now you want to sing it after 4 other people have.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Get to know this piece. Take it on a date to the haunted house.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Count-singing! The rotorooter for clogged rhythm!

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Not even vibration. I don't want you to have that thrill.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Come hear Concert Choir sing at the Investiture of President Davies today at 2pm in Lovett!

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

They took a vow of celibacy. We don't have those anymore.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

@ka_ke1993 We aren't! Call time for the concert is Sunday at 2!

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

I want you to think of loud as "full and warm," not "loud."

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

It's a little orgy-astic.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

You're embarrassing my gender.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful... then we farted.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Love it, stroke it, pet it, call it George.

[Josh Hill @RacerSax03]

"What are you guys waiting for? Dairy Queen to open? I am your Dairy Queen!" - @AlmquistSays

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

You didn't know I knew about the Bend and Snap? *with movements*

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

I am top dog.

[Bradley Almquist @AlmquistSays]

Don't come with Whores-R-Us red lipstick.