Simon Carter

Cinephile. Retro Oner. Ambassador to the Guild of Apple Crumble and Custard Conoisseurs. I occasionally try to teach stuff as well.

[Simon Carter @AlongCameASimon]

You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a

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@empiremagazine Don’t look back in to the sun by The Libertines or Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival

[Empire @empiremagazine]

Since Nosferatu is stalking across UK cinemas now, we’ve got some prizes to give away – so good, they’d even tempt Count Orlok across the seas. 🦇

To win a Nosferatu vinyl LP and candle – follow, RT, and tell us: what’s an LP you reckon Count Orlok has on repeat?

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@NathanJudah @LiamKeen_Star @wolvespoddy Early days yet, but in hindsight could the Ipswich performance and result be seen as a blessing in disguise given what has followed?

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Can we use the money saved from tea to fund a new CB? #wwfc #wolves #oneil #fosunout

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‘Internal Server Error’ I heard you say.

#oasis #Oasis25

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Ep 345 - When the Wolves poddy met Gary O'Neil

- First pre-season
- Cunha latest
- Where Wolves need to strengthen
- Podence/Guedes/Fabio
- England aspirations
- Boro bet
- Contract update
- Chinese order

50 mins

RT & share for v. special #wwfc prize!

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@j_7001 That’s why she wasn’t allowed in

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#dogsatpollingstations

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‼️ PS5 GIVEAWAY ‼️

I'm giving away a brand new PS5 in collaboration with my friend.

Rules to enter:

1) Like and retweet
2) Follow @elitetradingz

The winner will be announced in 24 hours, good luck! 🙏

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

In January you voted for a Final Fantasy VII scene to be built as a LEGO® Brick model and we’re pleased to announce the Sector 5 Slums Church won!

Win one of two LEGO® Brick models by following us, liking, and retweeting this tweet. T&Cs apply: https://t.co/Zp4JdVZeRq

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Joao Moutinho 🍷#wwfc #moutinho

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Completely forgot I made this #barbie meme back when this was a relevant meme format like 3 weeks ago @joelycett

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@IssitaLopez La Jetée

[Nathan Judah @NathanJudah]

Ep 292 - ...And it's LIIIIIVE!

- Is this the real Wolves?
- @wolvespoddy tickets on sale
- Costa new deal?
- Does Neves get back in?
- Nunes better without Ruben?
- Moutinho in the mix?
- Leicester preview

65 mins

RT for £44 @wolves merch!

#wwfc

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2x Red Roses vs France Six Nations tickets for sale. Face value - £25 each. 29th April. Twickenham.

https://t.co/7mdhgk6G4g

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The more I read about #saltbae the more torn I am as to whether he’s a satirical genius taking the piss, who has found a way to con overpaid, billionaire, celebrities into paying thousands for what is just a Miller & Carter where the meat has been assaulted or he’s just a bellend

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Ooh look at me. I’m Lionel Messi. I’ve just won the World Cup to add to my collection, along with all my other trophies and goals cementing my place as arguably the greatest footballer of all time. Grow up.

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@guardian Wait, what?

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Contract talks between Lopetegui and Jeff Shi.
#wwfc #lopetegui #wolves

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@SoVeryBritish Rail replacement bus service.