Kim

Loyal to Allah. Nonchalant, Football fan. Ask me about Design,Print & Branding

[Kim @Aloskie_]

This was epic😂😂
Jose compliments the premiere league
#mourinho #Guardiola #TOTMCI

[McCOY @1youngMcCoy]

Pale backstreet ukileta kiherehere ya kuscan pombe

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Let us switch to something critical,

Your BED and BEDROOM.

Your bed is sacred.

Treat it as your shrine.

Don't defile it by letting random women sleep on it.

Some women have malevolent spirits and bad omen that they leave behind to terrorize you.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A man must learn the skill of letting go.

Not every argument needs a winner.

Not every space needs to be filled with your opinion.

Not every wrong needs to be corrected by you.

When you choose your battles carefully, you win the important ones.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here is the SIMP CALCULATOR;

You need two ratios:

Reply Rate = Texts she replied to / Texts you sent

Date Rate = Times she showed up / Times you asked

Then average them:

Score = (Reply Rate + Date Rate) / 2

Example. You sent 80 texts. She replied to 2.

You asked her out 10 times. She came 0 times.

Reply Rate = 2/80 = 0.025

Date Rate = 0/10 = 0

Score = (0.025 + 0) / 2 = 0.0125

YOU ARE SIMPING.

The thresholds:

Score above 0.5: She likes you.

Score 0.2 to 0.5: Lukewarm. Proceed with caution.

Score below 0.2: Cut your losses.

The math is not brutal, but the reality was already brutal. The math just made the brutality become visible.

A woman who likes you does not need 80 texts. She isn't avoiding your calls by accident, and she isn't busy every weekend you ask.

She doesn't like you.

STOP SIMPING.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

They block us on social media but still using their friend's phone to see how we're doing. We are doing well, thank You.

[Mwangiih @ElSquinyo]

@FessyFiesta Flirted with one from Thika to Nyeri.
Took her number,texted the next day said we can be friends.She said lets meet up,kupatana this babe was the slim thickest kumbe skuwa nmeangalia Ruto. Akaniuliza kama bado nataka kuwa friends ama aniwahi greatness,bless maasais

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Once she is pregnant, stay away from her,

Give her time and space to nurse.

Be present, provide, protect when required.

Leave the rest to your mother, or aunts.

When a cock fertilizes a hen, you will not see him loitering around a broody hen.

#MasculinitySaturday

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I spent over 200K treating Helicobacter pylori (H-pylori) untill I discovered the scam around it. You will use those kits and reuse them with no solution. If you want to get better, fix your diet and use Apple cider vinegar. You will be fine. Apple cider vinegar is the Key.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The same way ladies have preference, men are also allowed not to prefer you because you have no house, no car or no money.

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

"Tunawaomba muwe na subira sahani ziko kwa lorry ya Heha movers zinaletwa"

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Niaje bro Si ulipe ntakutumia...

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I want to be successful. I need to be successful. I must be successful. I will be successful.

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

Siiet! Kwa ndoa kuzuri mamae.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I'm not mentioning names, but some of you are really good people. I hope the world shows you nothing but blessings.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don't waste your night thinking about people who don't even care whether you wake up tomorrow or not. Move on & focus on yourself.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

How to avoid overthinking:

Go to bed on time.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The person who sends you money also has wants & needs, but they choose to sacrifice their needs to help you. Appreciate any amount.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full time: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.

[painkiller 💀 @thombrider254]

"Umesema ukiwatext wanareply na emoji😂💀"

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

"Ama nakusumbua"