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Mission accomplished #LevelUp

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@AstrosJosh Put Pedro Leon in right

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@AstrosJosh I'm saying yes to almost any offer for Lance. The guy is done. Love him, but it's true

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@Philly_DEViL @TotalProSports Found the 12 year old

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@Marcus_Mosher Yeah, plus he's bad at football. That doesn't help

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@_MLFootball If this is a catch, Dez caught it twice. For the life of me, I can't understand how anyone thinks this is a catch

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@MLBONFOX @fangraphs This lineup is so trash😂😂😂

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@lolitadiariess Do you not see the veins in his arms? It's so hard to achieve that level of vascularity at his size. I guarantee you this dude is beyond obsessed with his physique. You don't get that way otherwise

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@lolitadiariess This is literally the best shape 99% of human beings can possibly be in without the aid of drugs. This isn't a dad bod

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@StripesAllDey This is facts. Anyone disagreeing is drunk

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@michaelschwab13 People are understandably mad at Dana, but is this not an ownership level decision? Obviously Crane approved the trade and obviously Crane wasn't planning to pay the man or else he'd still be here. Dana doesn't make those decisions. He just brokered the trade

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@FightFactory In the name of love and tolerance....

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@braves2928 @RealCJ10 Not when the pitcher is lobbing 45mph meatballs at you

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@R_Mohr Bench, squat, dunk

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@absolutelyamyyy Anyone who describes themselves as "horrified" by this needs to be dropped off in Palestine for a week. Stop crying

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@Marcus_Mosher Jalen Hurts takes more than 95% of his snaps from the shotgun, the most in the NFL. Got any other theories?

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@DanielleBFranz Posting a tweet is now considered brave🙄

You're standing where hundreds of people died fighting for the freedom of their countrymen. The word "brave" doesn't apply to your trash opinions

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@OutlawCowboyNFL You forgot step 1. Tell everyone we're going all in

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@robncypress Probably winning about 83 games with this lineup

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@robncypress Some hood options here. I'm seeing a lot of Pedro Leon in our future ATM

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@CrazyVibes_1 @AMAZlNGNATURE Crazy unboxing vid