Cole Lopez's Alpaca

Be careful. I spit.

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@LAndyman_ jay Bruce is NOT elite

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

You think having to look at Joba Chamberlain is bad? I have to deal with him at every family get together.

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@AZiemak 👍🏻

[Carlos Carrasco @Cookie_Carrasco]

Thank you to everyone for the well wishes!

I don't like being hurt but I will work hard to come back soon and help my teammates!

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

An app that tells you: "How inebriated is @MarronMatt?" #IndiansAppForThat #SCLit

[Monte the Color Man @Monte_Colorman]

An app that tells you the wait time for lines at the concessions!
#IndiansAppForThat https://t.co/b4b09Dob8j

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@MarronMatt remember that time you got engaged at progressive field?

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@machinegunkelly you're funny.

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@machinegunkelly you're a queer

[Alpaca 4 Sale @alpaca4Sale]

This hybrid Paula Deen alpaca is $43 plus an additional $157 awkward racism surcharge.

[KeyBank @keybank]

RT for a chance to win a baseball bat signed by @Indians catcher @Yan_AGomes. #KeyInsider https://t.co/gHBfn1lM3l

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Without a Sunday game, the Browns organization almost went the entire weekend without doing something cringeworthy.

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

Unblock me bruh @MarronMatt @SC_Cleveland

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

What's more entertaining? @Cravanicus

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@MrKennyKidd @ClashofClans dude you're rushed as shit

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

I blame @ColeLopez77 for never teaching me manners. It's his fault.

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

Unblock pls. I didn't mean it. @MarronMatt

[Cole Lopez's Alpaca @AlpacaCole]

@MarronMatt can't get real dates so he resorts to berating tinder matches about fucking manziel. Real winner. @HipsterTito @ColeLopez77