his favorite assassin

blm . 21. they/them or bug/duck if ur silly. you can call me Alpha/Dirt/Blade . im not dead, i only dress that way . anti-dream :) NUMBER 1 KIRIKO HATER !!!!!

[his favorite assassin @AlphaHardDrive2]

My dentist banned me from drinking Gatorade. No more red 40 :(

[🎀DAL🎀 (COMMS OPEN!) @doodals_]

our life… friendship is magic !!! get ponified idiot !!

#olba #olnf

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

the way knoxville and dunn were upto some absolute bullshit here 😭

[himbo lover @yandjoshi]

finally found the full image and it just makes it 10 times funnier

[his favorite assassin @AlphaHardDrive2]

@deviatedseptum_ RETWEET

[koko ☠︎︎ @deviatedseptum_]

everyone on jackasstwt should stop fighting and just make out

[C0ndensedMilk @c0ndensedmilk1]

"I'm having a great day, maybe checking The Everything App for 5 minutes won't hurt"

Alvin and the chipmunks domestic abuse fanart :

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

my card never declines because id never decline some trans action

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

His name is Slimy Simon and he just wants to glisten wetly from time to time

[Big Kathy @lowbodycount]

watching full length episodes of viva la bam on tiktok

[ley @onehundred43]

It is beyond me how people act like giving up mediocre chicken nuggets and overpriced frappes for the sake of children being slaughtered is a difficult thing to do

[DeFlock @therealDeFlock]

"We are just taking pictures of your license plate."

Ready to read what they are really doing?

👇

#Flock #Surveillance #AI #Tech #Privacy
https://t.co/e1WB5vfgdr

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

We need to reforest every single golf course.

[simon 🦕🪓 @dinogummysaur]

he wants to be cool so fucking bad and army of darkness made people think he was actually cool. Unfortunate. He will always be pathetic to me

[Catgirl x Bnuuy @CatgirlBnuuy]

Bnuuy’s Cookies

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Shai ✨ @shairondriel]

If only someone wrote a trilogy about the consequences of trusting technology to prevent the natural fading of things