Alpha Tuna

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[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

2026 Books Completed List - Keeping track to hold myself accountable on goal of >52/year 📕 📖 🪡 🧵:

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

16 - Unfamiliar Fishes by Sarah Vowell - lots of neat Hawaiian history that added color to islands we visited in January, but the reader’s voice & some of the political opinion elements ruined what could’ve been a better listen & made it a chore, despite being interesting

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

2026 Books Completed List - Keeping track to hold myself accountable on goal of >52/year 📕 📖 🪡 🧵:

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

15 - Blues by John Hersey - interesting trivia on bluefish/fishing in the northeast all presented in conversational format; whether looking to learn about fish/fishing or just an entertaining story with some trivia tidbits, this one’s phenomenal

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@HostileCharts No not keeping my head down was killing me 😂😂😂😂 idk I broke 90 for the first time in January & have 3 more times since, so I knew this was inevitably gonna sneak up to remind me not to get ahead of myself

How was your 4th?

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Worst round of the year in the books, but Daly drinks here are solid, tad sugary though

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Replays shouldn’t be able to result in red cards. It’s proven ineffective/to flag false positives

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@EricBalchunas Didn’t attach idk why, but the original & True Ronaldo would not be pleased to hear himself be compared to LeBron & probably thinks poorly of him

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@EricBalchunas You gravely insulted Ronaldo (both of them) & should never complete such an exercise again out of self awareness

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@FoxNews Mamdani has built nothing. He is a taker, never a maker.

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Sad thing is in the nfl 10 on Belgium would’ve been flagged for taunting

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

A man's not built of time

[Andy Capp @WorldofAndyCapp]

Busy, busy, busy, vicar..

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@JayWoods3 @sonusvarghese @RyanDetrick Last time I saw all these fellas together it was on stone street & we were near ATH’s!

Nice to see some things didn’t change!

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@HollyBell8 Puts down a blanket, which he pulls from his trunk under our golf bags & it’s literally a print covered in probably 100+ skulls…

Yet me being dry but rained upon previously in light pink shorts was the problem 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@HollyBell8 Had a possibly schizophrenic one the other day from the course who freaked out on me about “what’s that liquid on your shorts?” (It’d rained heavy & we played 18 & I hit 79 balls in the bay after in the rain, shorts were light pink”, lunatic finally insists I can get in if he

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Three folks I’d recommend an Ebola ridden stranger in public puke on to spare the rest of us… these folks don’t even look up to par with the blatantly schizophrenic uber driver I had last weekend

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court just ruled 6-3 that green card holders can be STRIPPED of their legal status if they have pending criminal charges when trying to re-enter the country.

The three liberal judges dissented.

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

"I bet your fish head wife doesn't have cans like this."

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@jimiuorio @RCal122 That’s quite the intellectual inferior response to somebody suggesting you pay a toll to let other people pick their boogers & eat them without naming a flavor for them in public…

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

@The_Analyst Could’ve sworn that was an acronym for “Don’t Ever Involve”

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Sometimes you need an armchair quarterback 🤷‍♂️

[Andy Capp @WorldofAndyCapp]

Facts matter, lads.

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Bumper stickers (beyond parking passes), fake hair color & tattoos (for non veterans or hardened criminals with years worth of priors) are the biggest flag of mentally unstable folks these days

[Alpha Tuna @AlphaTuna_]

Lowest Volume Rated General Stocks Per 6/22/2026’s Close:

1 – $GRAN

2 – $DYFSF

3 – $AXAHF

4 – $KAVL

5 – $MNSAF

6 – $EDHL

7 – $MRRDF

8 – $SVBL

9 – $GLE

10 – $GTHP

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