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[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

that little fun game is like drug💊

[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

@baogerbao @kevincodex @bankrbot @igoryuzo @ycombinator no more vampires please

[joji @metaversejoji]

any news?

[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

The $LAB Pump-and-Dump Circus: CEX-Endorsed “Crime Season” Where Retail Is Always the Final Exit Liquidity

Yesterday, $LAB ballooned to a $12 billion FDV while bleeding -1% hourly funding rates just to keep the long side alive. “CEXs just love backing this kind of crime,” @thedefivillain wrote, calling it straight-up “RAVE 2.0” — a textbook team-controlled, exchange-fueled pump-and-dump spectacle. In just days the price crashed from $24.4 to $5.7, then violently ripped back to ~$15, treating longs and shorts like marionettes. The KOL chorus on Twitter has already ripped the mask off, yet retail FOMO still outruns common sense.

The facts are brutal. ZachXBT dropped a detailed exposé back in mid-May: the team/insiders control over 95% of supply, with private loans, unilateral vesting changes, market-maker coordination, and unknown floats — all engineered for one purpose: “retail extraction.” He called it the complete embodiment of crypto’s ugliest “retail harvest” meta right now. AltcoinAce was even harsher: “$LAB is crime and everyone knows it. Binance, Bybit, Bitget are all happily pushing perps on a coin that’s 98% insider-controlled.” And the exchanges? They just keep collecting fees while the team dumps at the top and retail piles in as liquidity.

Chinese KOLs were even more unfiltered. @tangtanglovebtc put it perfectly: “Coins like this are just an open casino where the house sees every card and every chip. It’s an asymmetric bet — the house always wins, and at best you’re just fighting other gamblers for scraps.” @Young852560 posted charts with the caption: “Ultra-concentrated supply letting them jerk us around like monkeys… another liquidity bloodbath incoming?” @btceth1999 simply called the 24U-to-5.7U plunge “genocidal price action.” Even regular traders are screaming “crime season” — this isn’t an isolated case; it’s the recurring script of this bull market.

The darkest irony? @thedefivillain had already warned about this exact “massive spike” back in late April, only to later admit he thought the show was over. Now, even after the violent rebound, funding rates are still absurdly negative (24% daily decay), functioning purely as a mechanism to bleed longs dry and give the team a safe exit. With the August unlock window looming, insiders don’t even need OTC hedging — they already sold. @InternxWeb23 summed up the playbook best: squeeze shorts first, lure in fresh longs, then use late buyers as exit liquidity. Same template, new ticker.

$LAB is not some “innovative trading terminal.” It is a classic pump-and-dump wearing a DeFi costume, jointly executed by the team and CEXs to harvest retail. No matter how many features the product claims, 95%+ insider control, violent price manipulation, and deeply negative funding rates are louder than any whitepaper. The KOLs — ZachXBT, thedefivillain, AltcoinAce and others — have already torn the lid off. Only two kinds of people remain: degenerate gamblers who know it’s rigged but want one last spin, and naive bagholders who still believe “this time is different.”

Crypto has never lacked narratives. What it lacks is respect. $LAB’s pump-and-dump has laid bare the raw logic of “house always wins”: you think you’re trading the trend, but you’re really just paying the team’s exit fees and providing CEX liquidity. Wake up, brothers. Stop mistaking “high FDV + violent swings” for alpha. The only certainty here is that the last ones rushing in will be the ones crying hardest.

The $LAB show will keep running, but next time don’t say nobody warned you.

[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

@thedefivillain crime season i guess $LAB

[joji @metaversejoji]

solana:33eum82LaAhtv5YkUq1BdwEviSErH5CnFxqVNLT5pump portfolio update

$1500 -> $350,000 -> $90,000

Sitting at $143,000 right now

Where do you think we get to in two weeks from now?

[Market Watcher @watchingmarkets]

max pain for ETH maxis

[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

@elizaok_bsc revenue ATH

[PIKA @pikadotfun]

https://t.co/IQoMw6aEeH

[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

#elizaOK v1 is already printing real on-chain profits and feeding the Treasury Flywheel — proof it actually works.

Now v2 blasting onto #Base for massive liquidity, bigger launchpads, and cross-chain revenue rocket fuel.

Treasury Flywheel just got supercharged:
🔹25% buyback & burn
🔹25% Lucky Drops
🔹25% airdrops

That’s 75% of daily profits flowing straight back to the community — stronger demand, faster deflation, bigger upside.

Locked into #ERC8004 agent standard and scaling fast.

This isn’t theory anymore. It’s a proven, cross-chain profit machine ready to dominate the Agent Economy.

Bullish as hell on $elizaOK

[elizaOK @elizaok_bsc]

https://t.co/o1MStT2TqK

[Terminal @TradingTerminal]

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[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

@baogerbao $elizaOK tomorrow??

[jussy @jussy_world]

Perps Airdrops similar to $LIT and $HYPE (TL;DR)

1) @variational_io

Raised $50M, 0 fees, 450+ markets, 50x leverage, built on RFQ instead of an order book, token in Q3

You still have 3-4 months to start trading and earn max points from 150k weekly distribution

RWA/TradFi tokens: doesn't matter if you're early or late, this is your best bet to get max points

Monk's BTC/ETH pair trade is very effective for stacking volume + profit + points

(looking at $800M FDV and 25% airdrop, which means 1 point = $21)

2) @bulktrade

Raised $8M, mainnet June 1, 30% airdropped to community, token before GTA 6

Once mainnet is live, trade and farm Aura points

No info on the points mechanics yet, will update once it's out

Which one are you starting with?

More in the video 👇

[pow🧲 @traderpow]

It's almost been a year now since taking the $CARDS trade.

I've always kept $CARDS in the background to see when it'd find its pico bottom (took quite sometime) and rebound back up (as it should). I'm a fan of the hobby (TCG - Pokemon) and still fascinated of how @Collector_Crypt has structured themselves to become this successful and expanding much further.

I've repositioned accordingly through the last few days and think that time is set. FDV is about 365m~ and 47m~ circ mcap currently.

The thesis still stands and I believe that the "trencher money" upon its launch redistro'd with believers of the company + TCG enthusiasts + trade opportunists.

Great read here: https://t.co/l7eLsarjOt

[Tyrelle Anderson-Brown @TyrelleAB]

Best filters for @gmgnai trending page

Min 9k Volume

Min 100k market cap

Fees: 5 SOL

5 min filter

Simple

[Market Watcher @watchingmarkets]

I’m sidelined, but I’m rooting for $HYPE to push as high as possible to raise the ceiling for institutional participation in crypto.

[0xBossman @0xBossman]

X deleting communities is the most bullish outcome for memecoins.

Bring back the Telegram trenches.

[alon @a1lon9]

X Communities are about to be deprecated, which leaves a huge void in the crypto ecosystem - and an even bigger opportunity for the future good of the space.

While it’s a big loss, it also presents a huge opportunity to completely redefine what a crypto community experience looks like from scratch.

And we’re doing it with all the platforms you know and love.

[alpha.fun @Alphafun_]

What we buying today? #WorldCup2026

[Hailey Welch @hailey_cryptoo]

I just bought more $Worldcup

I believe $Worldcup to go to 50M MC in few months time

Anything i tell you happens

I will come back to this tweet

Bookmark this tweet 🫵

[Grandson𓃶 @ibakebread_]

$Worldcup holding strong before the actual World Cup event begins should tell you how bullish this is.

Biggest sporting event on earth, billions watching, normie attention guaranteed and CT still sleeping on this.

See y’all at 100m MC soon.

NFA. DYOR.