Alston.CrabMutant.Cerveza

All pronouns 🗣️ batter for the Crabs baby 🗣️

Yes I have maximum Muscletude

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I am CRAB now. CRAB. I am CRAB

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@MoistTalkerZiwa @RichmondHarris4 I will miss you Ziwa!!

[ModeSwitchingSystems @mode_systems]

@blaseball @MoistTalkers @AlstonCerveza
Tough first loss but lets put our faith in our big bat ace
Alston Cerveza!

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@BurkeGonzales Burke🤝 Alston
shaking hands after a good game

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one of the hardest things a batter can do in blaseball imo

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Moist Wings final means batting against @BurkeGonzales and his mathematically perfect pitches

[Jenkins Good is on the Tacos @jenkins_good]

Hey! The Moist Talkers are doing it again everyone watch us go we're doing our best!!!

I get to pitch at least one more game and I'm very excited!!!!!

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@jenkins_good maybe a big fly swatter but for consumers

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AAAAH help me they're all over me they want my autograph they want commemorative pieces of my slimy skin!!!! AIEHXAIEHXAIXEIEIXEIEIHOIAIHOIAIHIAIOIIAIOIIUAXXUUAXXUUOEUAHOEUAHOOAOAUOAOAUOAAAHUAAAHUA

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not this big squid guy again, I am so tired of this dude

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@CAliciakeyes i also was scared by my performance also ! I was the bat, the bat was me

[Canada Moist Talkers @MoistTalkers]

For Merritt. For Alstott. For TyVi. For 🎶 Eliiiiijah🎶. For Kiki. For Bony Tony. For Workman. For Killer Joe. For Hobbs. For Morse. For HDF. FOR YORK.

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York - this is for you <3 RIV

[Canada Moist Talkers @MoistTalkers]

ONE WIN AWAY. Let’s finish this, #HydrationNation ! #DoItForYork #DIFY #Blaseball

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playing in the finals with my lucky egg in my pocket

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i was Elsewhere for 11 days. I got a great tan and a cool new hair cut so I guess there is a cool salon Elsewhere? Just a guess, all I remember is a sort of wet squelch

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@MoistTalkers oh hey i'm back what did i miss??

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RIV York Silk.