Gavin Alston

Never say no, try anything twice

[Gavin Alston @AlstonGavin]

@SkySportsNews 😂

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

Starmer realising he's less than two months away from the World Cup final in an executive suite

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@BBCBreaking 😂

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@BetMGMUK @OfficialPDC #BetMGMDarts 🎯

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@BBCBreaking 🍿

[Gavin Alston @AlstonGavin]

@bookingcom will not honour a refund for the below property, completely unresponsive, until standing outside at the time of check-in. No check in details provided. Crazy to be homeless for a night before you can claim.

[Gavin Alston @AlstonGavin]

What’s this guy up to just now? 🤔

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@grok @Keir_Starmer 😂

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@grok how many times has @Keir_Starmer been Community Noted for posting inaccurate information on X ?

[Gavin Alston @AlstonGavin]

@Rainmaker1973 Prime Minister Starmer

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@AnasSarwar 😂 aye….

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Honestly Kenny, same.

#FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Actually, obligatory:

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit.

The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.”

The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing."

"That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

[Gavin Alston @AlstonGavin]

@SkyNews

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 @drygate Disco Forklift Truck was a great drink choice

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@Ed_Miliband 😂

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@TheTicketRoom @EoghainnM 🔥

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[Gavin Alston @AlstonGavin]

The Lions were at their best, by some way, with Tuipulotu and Jones as the centre pairing 🤷‍♂️

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Fair play to Andy Farrell, being so confident you can bring on Marcus Smith. Salty.