Matthew Alsum

Presbyterian Wisconsinite, SCCHS ‘20/DU ‘24

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

Have Chad, Brad, and Thad officially passed the torch to Ayden, Jayden, and Brayden?

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

@joshy_t_21 Bro is gonna be 7th in the rotation for Bill

[Josh Tatton @joshy_t_21]

Brother hasn’t seen Macy Sievers drop a full court dime to Gracie Schoonhoven to go up 43-11 with seven minutes to play in the first quarter

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

Not a Duke fan but give Scheyer a break. B2B final fours with a completely new roster. If that’s not success what is?

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

Mafia payed the ump

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

There’s nothing more 8:47 am on Thursday that watching Brian Harman play golf…

[Derek Hunter @derekahunter]

Doing this exact same thing would've gotten them beaten, raped and probably murdered in Iran just 48 hours ago. Democrats are very upset that's no longer the case.

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

Something wrong with you if you’re sitting in the chamber purposefully interrupting someone speech…

especially when that person is giving a speech to celebrate the American success

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

Guess what, when we want to determine who the ‘better team’ is, we play a game and see who wins.

[Jari the Hutt @kurri_jari]

Let's be honest.

Canada didn't lose because of OT being 3 on 3.

Canada lost, in large part, to the best of their best - Makar, MacKinnon - failing at the biggest moments.

Makar and Toews let Matt Boldy go on an afternoon stroll in the park right past them, below.

MacKinnon flubbed a shot on a gaping net.

Makar gambles on the pinch in OT.

And I'm still not sure went MacKinnon thought he was doing on Werenski.

Then MacKinnon has the audacity to whine in his postgame comments.

Shameful stuff from MacKinnon.

And a very underwhelming performance by Makar in the tournament.

Thank you.

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

@Brock_Seguin Watch the post game where they brought Johnny Gaudreau’s kids into their team picture and tell me that’s not class.

Have you ever seen rivalry games before?

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

ENHANCE

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

@GinoHard_ @Michael_Traikos He’s coached in the NHL, and watched how many 3v3 overtimes; but now it’s not hockey? Just be happy with silver.

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

If you’re having a hard time ‘under this administration…’

Go watch the rendition of Amazing Grace sung at the White House this morning.

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

@TSN_Sports @JClipperton_CP Yea, the better team that played together in OT. Instead of forcing their McJesus 1 on 3

The team with the goalie (a team player) that made 41 saves

The team that capitalized on their chances. You don’t win a game because you had 14 more shots. Put the puck in the net next time

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

“MacKinnon takes that shot 10 times he might make 9, but not this one… Not tonight.”

- Herb Brooks (probably)

[David Hookstead @dhookstead]

"Who we playing, Rammer?"

"Sweden."

"You're damn right! Sweden! In the Olympics!"

Time to punch a ticket to the Gold Medal game. Let's get it, gentlemen. Herb Brooks is watching from Heaven.

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

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Since the (international) Olympics are every 4 years, we should alternate with national Olympics. Compete for your state.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Nothing more embarrassing than Tom Wilson getting massacred by a French beer leaguer.

[Matthew Alsum @AlsumMatthew]

If you’re talking about Tiger, Phelps, Djokovic, Ali, Bolt… you better include King Klæbo 🇳🇴 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇