AlternativeNMFS

ABSOLUTELY NOT THE NATIONAL MARINE FISHERIES SERVICE. We are not publicly sponsored. Solidarity in science.
#resist

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

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[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

Racist lawyer Aaron Schlossberg ran away from reporters, called and the phone and overheard saying : they are yelling, they are claiming things that are not true, they are not letting me move, I am cornered.

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

@bpshow @SenJohnMcCain @peterogburn If dems are sincerely fighting the rise of fascism in this country, then they are incompetent and need to be replaced. So dems, are you sure you want to make that claim?

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

@alt_noods Multiple varieties of radishes and carrots, corn, potatoes, Zapotec tomatoes

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

@bpshow How is what Wolf did different than what Colbert did?

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

@ALT_uscis And to trigger the libtards, don't forget that. That's their reason behind everything.

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

Mercury is beautiful. https://t.co/m4xyraqTqC

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Interesting. Grassley and other prominent Republicans are pushing McConnell behind the scenes to put the special counsel bill on the floor.

This change of tune doesn’t happen for no reason.

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

@JackSmithIV Good God does McNaughton want to fuck Trump.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Only one Democrat, the Governor of Louisiana, was invited to Trump's State Dinner tonight. That's a classless move. So of course, we expected it. So now Macron will be surrounded by a bunch of Trump puppets who are beholden to Putin. Trump's an international disgrace. Pathetic.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

“Why would I want to be stuck in a room with a bunch of fake news liberals who hate me?” Said Trump about WH correspondence dinner.

Because the President of the United States is supposed to have skin thicker than a sheet of tracing paper, like Obama did.

[AltDIA🌎🏳️‍🌈 @AltDIA]

I have so many things I want to say 😂 NRA supporters destroying their coolers because that's how you boycott....
maybe they need a few lessons #Logic #YetiCoolerChallenge https://t.co/qR68Lwwtlt

[altFEC @alt_fec]

This is the BFD we mentioned last week. In the 44 years the @FEC has existed, no private group has ever had the opportunity to take a #campaignfinance case and run with it. https://t.co/elMR2Fu4C1

[ProTip @alt_localgov]

@AltSanJuanIsNP @JeffBfish @ALT_uscis @kaitlancollins Nothing says seriously-engaged-in-diplomacy like not knowing who the f’king president is.

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

Middle East/arabic twitter is mostly reporting these areas were targeted in Syria
"Scientific Studies and Research Center – rural region of Baniyas"
@MEMRIReports

[ProTip @alt_localgov]

Dear @realDonaldTrump,
This changes nothing. We’re still removing you from office then putting you on trial. Sleep well, sir. You don’t deserve it but you’re gonna need it.
❤️,
LocalGov https://t.co/JtTBXgdAqX

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

This is the part of the movie where he sets fire to his kingdom. https://t.co/EQVBapnds4

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

I decided to compile all of the prescient Trump tweets I've tweeted out since Trump was inaugurated into a moment called:

⚡️ “#Nostradumbass: There. Is. A Trump. Tweet. For. EVERYTHING. ” by @AynRandPaulRyan

#WednesdayWisdom
https://t.co/UgzePK7btZ

[AlternativeNMFS @AltNMFS]

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