Alt_Popcorn

I'm hot. I'm buttery.....And full of cholesterol. My biggest kink is clogging your arteries.

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

In the midst of a metamorphosis, yo!

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

@Alt_DHMO @AltVentiPSL Who invited this dweeb to the party?

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@alt_nutz @AltFries @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger Occassionally he'll dig for broken Happy Meal toys in the trash too.

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

@puffycheetoes @Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger Not at all. I just heard @alt_cheezburger has crusty mayo and moldy chedar stuck between those buns of his.

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

@Alt_Bacon @alt_cheezburger I don't think you want to fool around with @altc_cheezburger. the last cheddar he used wasn't wrapped. And I heard it was carrying something

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@Alt_Bacon Exactly. Now you understand why I have to swipe left.

Those pictures you sent just didn't do a thing for me....

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

@Alt_Bacon @Alt_Bacon didn't anyone tell you? I'm a size queen.

You just don't have what it takes to get the job done.

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

Just got that picture of @Alt_Bacon's "meat" *snickers*

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@Alt_Bacon I only let good boys call me mommy.

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@Alt_Bacon You should learn to follow your own advice ;).

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@altmilkshake @Alt_Bacon Maybe @Alt_Bacon should learn to be careful what he wishes for.

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@Alt_Bacon And I'm too hot and buttery for you to handle.

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@Alt_Bacon It was a metaphor darling. Apparently you are bacon with the IQ of a rock.

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@Alt_Bacon We would have if you had any technique or finesse.

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@Alt_Bacon @Alt_Bacon - JUST BECAUSE I NEED TO BE HEAVILY BUTTERED & MY KERNELS WARMED BEFORE YOU CAN STICK YOUR HAND INTO ME....
YOU ARE A PIG!

[Alt_Popcorn @Alt_Popcorn]

FUCK YOU @Alt_Bacon! WE'RE DONE! I AM NOT A PRUDE!

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@Alt_Bacon Filthy Swine.

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@altmilkshake Your milkshakes bring all the burgz to the yard? ;)

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@Alt_Bacon .....Really? REALLY? Can't even warm the kernels up first?!!!

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@Alt_Bacon .....Clowns scare me!