Altaaf

My therapist thinks I'm cool

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@CityofJoburgZA well done on the various road re surfacing in jhb.

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@CityPowerJhb hi. what time is restoration expected in Killarney?

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@NattyGov love it. Where from?

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@MandyWiener no, but you're missing out on John snow

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@Sentletse we are waiting for that Kardashian to do the same

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Additional benefits of voting EFF

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@mynameisjerm there’s quite a cool spin off series, except it stars Kim K and Ray J

[Sean Lloyd @SeanDLloyd]

I woke up at 4am, climbed Lions Head & caught the silhouette of a bird at the top at sunrise and got less Instagram likes than a Vida coffee

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Our commander in chief, showcasing his reading skills (stay in school kids) http://t.co/qkpWcXnLGs

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Counted 6 people so far whose New Years resolutions include “loose weight”. Can I add spelling to your list too?

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Want to know Victoria’s Secret? Their lingerie doesn’t look the same on your wife as it does on their models

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Meanwhile in France, protesters tear down one of the country’s tolling gantries http://t.co/2J6kHNaoJ5

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E-toll

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Congratulations to our 2013 SA idol - soon be showcased at old age homes and shopping malls around the country

[Melly @txdivawannabe]

1% of battery life remaining? Challenge accep

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Complimented someone on their Movember progress this morning and now she refuses to speak to me

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Which one of you guys gave Helen Zille my cell number ?

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I got 99 problems, but 64 bits ain’t one

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Good luck Matrics. Whether you make it or not, you’re already more qualified than our president