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[Eddie Pepperell @PepperellEddie]

To keep my spirits up at this time, I’m watching Adam Scott’s swing on YouTube all day, every day. What I then do is go into my ‘drill room’ and imagine I’m him. After that, I just look at myself in the mirror and invariably smile. #NationalHornyDay

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

‘It’s worth bearing in mind when we talk about immigrants in this country, these are the immigrants currently saving people's lives. Coming here and actually enriching our country and doing an amazing job’ - @piersmorgan

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Mind blowing stuff.

[Pedros @PedrosChicken]

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[Pedros @PedrosChicken]

Mzansi, we can do this! Stay home ,stay safe and most importantly keep dreaming of that delicious Pedros meal you’ll get to enjoy at the end of lockdown! #StayHome #DreamingOfPedros #Only21Days #WeAreClosed

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
- Thomas Paine

[Phemchy Baba 🇳🇬 @Phemchy]

If @Arsenal gets coutinho on loan, I will not just visit Rwanda. I will pack my family to Rwanda

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

"It's the real me, I assure you."

Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari denies dying https://t.co/z8kxJ3CVxe

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

I ask again: why is there virtual silence from international feminism, human rights liberals, #MeToo campaigners et al over the brute incarceration of this young girl, in a cold cell, openly threatened with rape and murder? #FreeAhedTamimi #Palestine #Jerusalem #AlQuds

[Ebrahim Bham @EbrahimBham]

The Irony; A 241-year-old country (USA) recognizes a 6,000-year-old city (Jerusalem) as the capital of a 69-year-old entity (Israel)

[Skratch @Skratch]

What lip outs feel like...

[Secret Tour Pro @secrettourpro]

In golf terms, Pistorius was up against a tree, kicked his ball to the fairway, got a 1 shot penalty & holed it for a par! #NotJustice #STP

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

Israeli forces shoot dead 72-year-old Palestinian woman https://t.co/yTErupPYP8

[Altaaf Bux @AltaafiBux]

Mcilroy currently in last place in his own event #awkward

[Altaaf Bux @AltaafiBux]

When a 6 year old says Term 4 is gonna be a ripper

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Mcilroy you bastard, every time I get up to go to bed you make it interesting again. Just 'me me me' with some people isn't it?

[Altaaf Bux @AltaafiBux]

When u walk into a toilet and the cleaner goes "Hello Sir , Welcome to my office " #sochilled #crapwithasmile