Kayo 2.0

[Yehgha @yaygha]

After you

1. Cook with palm oil mixed with sudan red dye
2. Eat yam stored inside gutter water
3. Plantain ripened with calcium cabide
4. Beans and stock fish preserved with sniper
5. Cow leg cooked with paracetamol
6. Dried fish and meat preserved with Formalin (the chemical used to embalm corpses)
7. Garri and fufu processed with detergent

After you consume all these every day and eventually fall sick, you will now be taken to a hospital to be treated by quacks.

This is Nigeria where everything that is supposed to keep you alive is conspiring to unalive you.

If the food does not do it, the hospital will.

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

@yitsugee Guy🤣 I go call you

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

Nigerians are not good people mehn, this country can never make it

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

Ffs😭😭😭

[:( @TheBionicDam]

. @TyrellMalaciia

[✌️🥹❤️‍🔥#BiggestKobsterFanITW @twos6xes]

3 attackers 2025
3 midfielders 2026
3 defenders 2027

they’re actually stupid 😭

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

Would like to report that Septembers budget is finished

[ٰ @he1smar0]

parents btw nobody get composure reach them dawg. So many mouths to feed and them go just dey casually thug am out in this ever dwindling economy.

[Cegueta Games @CeguetaGames]

Não consigo mais virar a noite jogando

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

@Genie4pf Deidara too

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

@rayraye6 @oiseoje_ Bald boy summer (in September), need to be there

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

Even if na pop cola, e gbewa

[Dapo. @Dxpo_]

Besides Hall as how? If Coke no dey, no buy bigi cola for me.

[Crimson @Crimson22A]

Kisame's pov of Itachi

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

@manuelscript Nbl

[Manuel @manuelscript]

decembag join too, superposition of states dey applicable 🙏🏽

[Malo @no1likemalo]

Septembag, octobag, novembag, decemball

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Today is September 1st.

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

@oppkechi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 a whopping 0

[Mendonotgetmarried @Mendonotmarry]

She’s saying men are stupid

[Nobody @dharnyyoung]

FM26 finally cured my Football Manager addiction. Glory be to God.

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

@nemyenyen @rayraye6 Guy involve me in your next activity

[Kayo 2.0 @AlternateKayo]

Mehn need to be outside this weekend, e don tey since my life spoil small