Alternate Trump

T is for Twat. R is for Reviled. U is for Unpopular. M is for Misogynistic. P is for Prick. What does it spell? Oh, who cares! *parody account*

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

So, you don't want us to have access to birth control, and also don't want us to have abortions, so are we supposed to just let men decide?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I just made up the phrase 'batshit crazy.' https://t.co/QRJCsWrP7h

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

.@SenSanders: "In almost every instance, this budget ignores the needs of ordinary Americans."

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

What happened in Las Vegas is a tragedy. But it's one we continue to repeat. We need commonsense legislation to save innocent people.

[StrictlyRockers 🇺🇦🌻 @christoq]

Tweeting from a golf course, Trump lashes out at San Juan #PuertoRico Mayor Cruz accusing her of "poor leadership".
https://t.co/0EZFoglGj9

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Proud to cheer on Team USA at the Invictus Games today with my friend Joe. You represent the best of our country.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Today is the one year anniversary of #Braggadocious. Tried to warn you, America. 💅🏻

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Please watch this. These are American citizens. This blood will be on @realDonaldTrump's hands. By the way, he is golfing this weekend. https://t.co/wmSQErMTZc

[Alternate Trump @AlternateTrump2]

#ImpeachTrump #TrumpUN #trump #resist #tumpun

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Nazism isn't an ideology, it's pus weeping from a sore. You don't argue with pus, you just try to stop the infection.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Once again, every time I think Donald Trump can't possibly be a bigger cunt than I already thought he was, he manages to prove me wrong.

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

"On many sides"
Fuck you, Trump.
#Charlottesville

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

You heard that right. They're chanting "Fuck you faggots." 2017. #Charlottesville

[Gady Epstein @gadyepstein]

Not many presidents could make threatening nuclear war the second worst thing he did in a week.

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Why didn't @realDonaldTrump condemn neo-Nazism & White Supremacy today? It's no mystery: He has flirted with that fire from the start.

[YinsAndYangs @YinsAndYangs]

When this asshole @VP becomes @POTUS after @realDonaldTrump is impeached he will stink the place up as bad as Trump just a different stench https://t.co/10YCmKWTmg

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Sound check! 🎤🎤🎤