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Ikea fan and love Costco

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@LNER On today's 1730 from London, Will has been absolutely class. All your conductors should be like Will.

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What happens when a team passes and then makes runs.

Shocking tonight
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@JacobsBen How much did Man U pay you to spin shit all summer? They'll probably want a refund

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@northernassist And then a further joke in that the next train you can hold for longer but the one at 14:56 you wouldn't

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Absolute joke once again, two carriages on a match day and then your conductor couldn't tell people to move up the aisle so adults with kids once again left waiting in Newcastle. Needs far better planning, very naive.
@northernassist

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@UTD_Seth001 Was pissed well before that with Toure already gone.

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@ChrisDHWaugh I'd stick him in the gym, bulk him up and then use him as a target man or 'point of the triangle' a bit like City do with Haaland sometimes and get runners around him. Also push him in the box more he is playing too deep. Would give us something different. #nufc

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@CitehSide Spot on this mind

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Has another stone been thrown?
#nufc

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@Plettigoal "the premier league and Newcastle" we are in the Premier League- stop using our team to generate interest, clicks or whatever else.

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@Lyndzoo13 Not sure how he qualifies as a pundit tbh, he's won nowt.

That lass on that American show he was on I dont stuck around, she didn't seem impressed on reveal he was an ex player and host of a radio show 😂

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#nufc let's not forget as well a lot of these journalists and 'pundits' making predictions are mainly jumping on a narrative being played out to get clicks and havent really got any experience of winning anything in football.

Lets not feed into it.

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#nufc we just have to roll with it this season. losing 4 senior players is not ideal (especially your captain) but we were shite and lucky not to be relegated with them in the team (mostly). We've got to back the manager and the team. We're underdogs and got to embrace it.

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#NUFC as for Bruno being a snake, better ways to go about leaving in my view but also worse ways (Isak). Best of luck to him at #AFC but now we need to focus on new players and new manager- we need to hear from him ASAP.

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#NUFC mixed on @brunoog97 leaving. I get why but better ways to do it. Club legend? Difficult as he was part of the trophy win, how can all those involved not be legends? Take that away, no not a club legend. Fee, not the best but can't have players who don't want to be here.

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I think when players leave like Isak and Bruno we shouldn't boo them when they return we should ignore/give them utter silence no need for a reaction- save our energy for our team #nufc

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@Ellie_Cowzer 60 mins he's in my fantasy

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@CabinCrewRBLX my son accidentally bought a suit and spent all his Skybux, any chance he can get a refund?

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@SUBWAY @SubwayUK Putting self service machines and a wall up in front of the prepping stations - genius means customers can't see how little salad aside from lettuce and poorly chopped veg you put in!! #refund

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@NUFC I think Paul Mitchell doesn't know how to sign players, two windows nobody fucking close. Can't have a plan B without different players to change the game and play differently. Shite the last 3 weeks