Alex_T

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

[Alex_T @Altook]

Still can’t get over this lost pet sign by ours, think it’s flown the roost like

[mooms : expert @Danny_McMoomins]

Absolutely wild that Burnley won that case with the "if my auntie had bollocks" argument

[Alex_T @Altook]

It’s transfer rumour time and yet again it amazes me the bollocks people fall for

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

West Ham knew about the “allegations” for years. It's pretty disgusting that it's only when they're about to become public that the club takes action.

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Diary of a CEO and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind

[Jösef 🇵🇹 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇦 @ilovemilkcakes]

Actually been crying at this vid all day whos idea was it to green light this sack then asap

[Alex_T @Altook]

Amazing that Adam Rowe has a career in comedy considering he’s a unfunny gozy beaut

[James J. Zogby @jjz1600]

All 3 of Netanyahu’s main opponents in the next election condemned him for surrendering to the US & agreeing to a “ceasefire” in Lebanon. They say he sold out & became a “vassal state” of the US. So if you’re thinking getting rid of Netanyahu makes Israel better - think again

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I’m starting to worry that sending thousands of Scots (a nation of people who pride themselves on their ability to wind people up) to the United States (a nation of people who are so easily rattled & also have guns) may be a bad idea x

[Alex_T @Altook]

Oh they arsed now

[Matt Lawton @Lawton_Times]

NEW: FA to consider England position on Thomas Partey pre-match handshakes

https://t.co/fPQ9DGEOJQ

[Nate Bear @NateB_Panic]

Banning Hasan Piker has already generated so much more controversy than him speaking at that event ever would have and wins you precisely zero votes from a right that hates you anyway. Truly amazing how bad Starmer and the gang are at politics

[Harriet Williamson @harriepw]

In the UK they ban you from entry if you criticise Israel

[Alex_T @Altook]

Watching Bednobs and broomsticks and honestly surprised no I e named their band cosmic creepus after the cat

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

The Google ai push is proof that billionaires truly are cartoonishly greedy, they had a beloved product that worked properly and was printing billions of dollars for them and intentionally broke it in the hopes that breaking it could make them a few extra bucks right now

[Alex_T @Altook]

These socks are for 2-3 year olds typical Everton

[EPOPS 🇦🇩🇮🇸 @KONGULOARSTEINN]

guy who changed his name to björn today: i wasn't björn yesterday