Chief Keeg

Some people see the glass as half empty, but I see the glass as half full, of urine unfortunately. #TroyTrojans #RTR #Braves

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A 162-year-old bottle of Guinness has been recovered from a shipwreck, with scientists hoping DNA preserved inside the beer could help recreate the original 1864 recipe.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: “Functionally illiterate” U.S. workers now earn roughly the same per hour as the average British worker. — FT

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Happy 4th of July!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

I’m going to start an OnlyFans for Europeans where I only post pictures of thermostats set to their lowest setting.

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Braves series record: 15-2-1 (.861)

That's the best record through May of any team to play 12+ series since the 1939 Yankees (13-1-1).

[Scott Coleman @scottcoleman55]

What a super fun baseball team

30-13

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The Braves are off to their best start since 1892, when they were the Boston Beaneaters

[drake baldwin akgae @yejiiiiiz]

tears in my eyes man what’s wrong with him

[Shawn Coleman @StatsSAC]

This is the first time the Braves have had 20+ wins before May 1st in franchise history

[Jack @jackunheard]

NEW: Mariners pitcher Logan Gilbert just pulled off one of the strangest plays in MLB history…

A 107.8 mph line drive slammed straight into his jersey and got completely lodged there.

It took him a few seconds to figure out where the ball even went.

The play was ruled a single because the ball was considered dead once it stuck in his uniform.

First time that’s ever happened in the majors. Wild.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

In MLB history, only one team has had the following numbers over the first 25 games of a season:

+50 or better run differential
30+ home runs
200+ pitching strikeouts
0 blown saves

That one team is the 2026 @Braves.

[Chief Keeg @Alumni_Keg]

Drake Baldwin bruh

[Trent @Trenciarte]

The mental health is much better when your favorite baseball team (at Braves) doesn’t start the season 0-7

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Throw up a hand if you remember when it wasn’t Atlanta Braves baseball without this sweet bastard chomping gum and rocking back and forth in the dugout while his pitchers dominated everybody.

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

This is a friendly reminder that the South has more tree diversity than the rest of North America combined.

And Alabama is 1st in freshwater biodiversity with 332 kinds of fish, 27% of all fish species in North America.

[Chief Keeg @Alumni_Keg]

I call my wife the Side Hoe because I do this too

[emily🌲 @emilyofeasttx]

men will smoke a huge slab of meat and be like “ok dinner is ready!” and it’s just the meat. No sides, nothing to drink, just here is my meat.

[Alabama Supremacist 🏴‍☠️ @punditloser]

This is honestly the worst thing I've seen on this hellish app in a long time