Alus

the more annoying version of @systemicalus | I love my gf ‹𝟹

[Alus @AlusOnAlt]

@rroar_roarr Damn it you beat me to it I was gonna make that joke

[🍂 @andthevoices]

ever since i was a kid ive been morbidly fascinated by the idea of disappearing without a trace & being completely erased from everyones memory as tho i had never existed in the first place

[atlas& @atlasm0m3nts]

saying you “go nonverbal” is like saying you “go paralyzed” when your leg is asleep

[Cady Desu 💜🖤🎀 @CadyLeeAnitwt]

Having an FP feels nice in the moment but then you end up destroying your life and lose them in the process

[ɱαɾι ᰔ @uniicornpoopp]

i just feel like a backup friend people only want to know when they’re alone

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

this is like if they banned all talk of insulin in the diabetes subreddit

[saoirse @yourghostisdead]

liberals when trans people want to not be thrown under the bus:

[♡∘˙˚• @Nayeluv7]

Lazy genius doesn’t exist in college you have to study or your ass retaking that class😭

[⋮ ᥣіᥒᥒყ♡ @lilbitchnga]

“you handled it so well” no, i didn’t, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself.

[rev @senqoi]

i lied. put your clothes back on and tell me if you actually like me or you're just bored

[(*´꒳`*) @hollyinurheart]

who’s up rubbing it 👀

[kawaii chud @kawaii_chud3]

Your body is a temple feed it substances

[zayden @pemilo123]

being autistic is exhausting because you can say exactly what you mean, and somehow people will still interpret it as the complete opposite

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

Basically a drug 75% of the population is dependent on btw

[bug girlfriend @lo_saturna1ia]

how it’s been

[ilan 🌳 @ilanonline]

fuck your “blue wave” i’m so tired. fuck your pronouns jokes when the “blue wave” you’re joking about is comprised of dems who have unabashedly and unapologetically abandoned trans people, esp trans youth

[rowin 🦌 ⚢ hlt spoilers! @femmefawnn]

US news: donald trump sends 1 billion trillion dollars to israel
UK news: under 16s arent allowed to live anymore

[lei @c0kina]

lo siento profe no estudié para tu examen estaba muy triste sin ningún tipo de razón y el cielo estaba demasiado gris

[sleepy eggcelent @Astro_Eggcelent]

1. TF2 takes place in the 70s while Deadlock is in the 40s-50s
2. Medic is visibly happy in everything he does (even announcing his terminal cancer)
3. Harrow OTOH seems to absolutely fucking hate herself
4. Nurse harrow hasn't ever been a doctor
In conclusion: Medic is trasnmasc