nivla

am really a patient guy

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

longi

[nivla @AlvAlkaline]

@MosesNgigeKE 9in(jii

[The Don Dada 🤴🏾 @RickCode]

Yall finally acknowledging this masterpiece lol

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

But as soon as this man, gets a little pussy on the side for himself as a reward for taking care of everybody, all hell breaks loose.✋🏾😭

[Duncan Njoroge 🇰🇪 @guyfromtheke]

Ok so i’ve sat on this for far tooo long

https://t.co/fruFdJgkLK

150+ Kenyan recipes , from many regions in kenya, count your calories of thats your kind of thing, plan your week - curate shopping lists , send to whatsapp or mama mboga

Never ask leo tunakula nini? again 🙂

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

Nikiwa mdogo nilikuwa nadhani ati some people are just "lucky". Thats when reality hit me that nobody is just lucky, people make their own luck. People get jobs wakiapply for jobs. People show up then luck meets them. Wewe endelea kukaaa kwa hio bedsitter ukingoja uwin 1m kwa bet

[Dahi ✨ @holasoydahia]

La persona que tiró el pique de lavar la ropa blanca con percarbonato de sodio ojalá siempre encuentre el lado fresquito de la almohada porque acabo de sacar blanca impoluta una remera que tiene manchas de desodorante desde 1997 (nunca jubilarla y usarla como trapo no)

[ؘ @bussywrecker]

CLAMÍDIA vc tem clamídia

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

🤣🤣jamaa ame scan area kama a prime Pirlo akaondokea opponent.

[Dutton @TrustMeDwag]

Kuna hiyo clip flani ya Radio jambo hunimaliza
Presenter: Hello George kuna jamaa hapa anasema alikukosea na angependa kuomba msamaha

George: nani huyu

Presenter: Anaitwa Victor

George: ooh Victor, mwambie akuje nyumbani badala ya tufanye mambo hapa kwa hewa

Presenter: ata ako hapa anakuskia, Victor umeskia venye George amesema

Victor: Ataniua

Presenter: (laughs)George umeskia hiyo, ndungu yako anasema utamuua

George: Lazima, huyo lazima niue

😂😂😂😂

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Daktari ya Wanawake @MiskellahMD]

Bro start with the house,move to a house where you pay 45k max,get a cheaper car to run,WI-FI ya 4100 iko tu sawa,marry a smart WORKING woman,women have away of bringing blessings,subsidizing expenses like groceries and grounding you. At 165k,you should be saving 50k p.m.REMEMBER: you save before any expenses not after. I wish you well and thank God for your job and keep it.Less than 3% of Kenyans earn >100k p.m.
More importantly, run your own race,comparison is the killer of joy,son.

[cavesorg @cavesorg_]

Loneliness was the most consistent thing in his life

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Phone call inapanda mlima haha

‘How have you been?’
‘Just okay’
‘Nothing new?’
‘Naah’

Ukiwa mjanja wa depth utaambia Foden aanze kuWarm

[mlaguzi @mlaguzi0]

Morio Wangu ashai tuitia gig hapo Kilimani ati inalipa poa but tulipofika Kwa hiyo big mansion tulianza kuona vitu za ajab Mara oil Kidogo hivi ma dildo Kidogo hiv condoms alafu Boyz anatuambia tutulie tungoje boss wake mnaigeria ati anakuja Na mabeshte zake mm ilibidi nimetoroka

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Toka nianze kujituma the universe has done nothing but show me there are multiple ways of being a failure

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

There is no age that is more terrible than 30 to 42. The terrible 30s they call them.

This age is full of urgency to do everything. You will feel like you are running out of time. It's this age your addictions really start to show. The bills are now heavier. Your parents are aging and some might need your help.

And while all this is going on you meet your friend with a new G-Wagon while you are shopping for gumboot meat in Rongai.

How do you get through them you ask? I would be lying if I said I know. You just wake up one morning and you feel okay. A good sign is when you start wearing clothes to cover your body, not to chase fashion. You buy a phone when it breaks and your idea of fun becomes a full night's sleep.

Hang in there, kids.

[nivla @AlvAlkaline]

@Sifuritano Mkuu .DM can't go through

[nivla @AlvAlkaline]

@Sifuritano Vipi https://t.co/bOcAU5Bmj1 interested