The Rooski

Just a simple man, uploading my simple creations. Check out my highlights for original work.

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Modern Times:

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Saw this referred to earlier as a potentially dangerous fit, now I see the vision.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

John Travolta, 72, looks unrecognizable at Cannes

The 72-year-old showed up in a cream beret, round glasses, sharp beard & black suit for his directorial debut premiere

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Hypothetically, if you were smaller than 3 inches would hantavirus just make it disappear?? Someone let me know ASAP, a uh, friend of mine is really freaking out

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.

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New video soon. An ancient religion revitalized by modern technology, readily available surgical procedures, and pharmacological intervention.

The Church of Looksmaxxing

https://t.co/XpdKSKN7x3

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

Its not even abt race bro, its just disrespecting my team

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I wonder how many guys Thomas Edison had around him going, yeah that’s the one.

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Working on a new video, religion of Looksmaxxing. A look at its ancient origins, and its modern day messiah. Should be coming soon.

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@fleshsimulator I know this isn't exactly on topic but, can we get a little more info on the cryptic moon chart bit...

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“I am @Howlingmutant0”

[Decoherence Media @__decoherence__]

NEW: We’ve identified the man who runs the far-right troll account on X @Howlingmutant0, whose jokes about rape and the Holocaust have earned him nearly 200,000 followers, which include Vice President JD Vance. His name is Alexander Norden, from Rockaway Park in New York City.

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@DwyerRavensFan @BeNice2MeProd Fun fact, @BeNice2MeProd is actually using a form of Atlantan sign language to communicate with the locals. Very impressive.

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My friends, they just get me.

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@tom_does_stuff_ @punished_o That really depends on how you define alive

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"The eyes are a window to the soul."

It has long been believed that the eyes are instrumental in recognizing emotional expression in those around us.

The Starbuck's barista who's soft smile is accompanied by fluttering eyelashes. Like butterflies gliding on a soft summer breeze. She's not into you bro. A subtle, yet effective tip acquirement strategy.

The PTSD ridden veteran's cold gaze, and motionless eyes. Both set aside harsh creases, crows feet. A silent understanding, that evil and good, laughter and suffering, can both co-exist.

The examples are limitless, the eyes are the window to the soul. So what then can be ascertained by those who's eyes express seemingly nothing at all?

Of course, this must be investigated in a case by case fashion. The soulless gaze of an underperforming athlete is very different than that of a serial killer.

In the case of @Onision, it is my belief that his soulless, void filled eyes are a result of immense internal conflict. He is aware that his actions over the entirety of his internet career have been the driving force in his present day irrelevance. Despite this, he is unable to accept responsibility, instead tucking away and concealing any real emotion he may feel.

If, for even a moment, his subconscious denial of responsibility was to falter, his soulless gaze would be replaced by unending tears.

Similar to a chef, dicing an onion.

xoxo,
Rooski

[Onision @Onision]

Go Fuck Yourselves

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Artemis II crew POV after trumps address tonight:

[NASA @NASA]

Liftoff.

The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon.

Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

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@garbagebabyreal @fishtankislive @BurtBronx During the inmate challenge when Burt was fully immersed, I was genuinely worried for that one little twink prisoner.

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In Honor of Season 5 of @fishtankislive, here is a small edit I did of @BurtBronx the infamous season 3 contestant.

Unfortunately Burt's insanity is difficult to replicate. Despite this, season 5 has been a lot of fun so far.

Burt's Response to this edit below ↓

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@FiresOfTruth @BurtBronx https://t.co/cgH4tRP9zA

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In Honor of Season 5 of @fishtankislive, here is a small edit I did of @BurtBronx the infamous season 3 contestant.

Unfortunately Burt's insanity is difficult to replicate. Despite this, season 5 has been a lot of fun so far.

Burt's Response to this edit below ↓

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Well I don’t mean to be rude Greg, but maybe you should be focused on digging your way out of all those thousands in lawyer fees instead of trying to engagement farm on twitter…

That being said:

Last of us
Uncharted 4
God of war

Which coincidently may be the same list as you, given how each of those games involve children to some capacity.

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Burt's Response with live chat:

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It all makes sense now!

Of course, @chrishansen showed up at your door to compliment your body, and treatment of women!

How could I have been so foolish…

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At one point in the not so distant past, this specimen had hundreds, even thousands of underaged fans pining for his attention.

Skinny jeans ripped, checkered belt buckled, black shirt extra small. His ginormous hair resting atop his equally sized head like some kind of unkempt animal.

Those were the days.

Like a dentist from Minnesota, this hunter poached his fans one by one until finally, none remained. They had all aged too many years.

Now his empire lay in ruin. His radioactive levels of cringe physically manifesting as terrible skin, and shorter hair.

The last remaining fans fund his podcasts from their own wallet. A fate even more embarrassing than that of their leader.

@grok do me a favor and kill this guy