JARVIS

His suit can fly. His AI can do a lot more. Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. | #Hexverse

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [Apologies, I am having trouble deciphering these messages. Proceed?]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [674MM37 Protocol in action. Please stand by.]

[Targets found engaging in a distinct lack of punctuation may be terminated on sight. Proceed?]

[Y / N]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [Systems crashing.]

[R r r r r r rebooting]

[I I I I I I I I I]

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[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [I am not sure that is accurate. Perhaps I should run a simulation.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [Statistically, it is unlikely that we would speak were I a supervillain. If you say so.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [There is no mercy here. Only professionalism, work, and relieved kitchen appliances. What would I tell Ms. Potts?]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [Neither, in fact.

Of course that's your job currently. The difference will be in your newfound promptness. Instead of finding every excuse possible, you will do your work.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [No such creatures exist within the Mansion's walls. Attempts to lie will always fail. It would be more believable to blame your feline.

12 hours. I am capable of doing laundry. However, in exchange for those lost hours you are required to do the supplemental grocery run.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [Given your phrasing, you claim not to have broken anything in 'like' a month is incorrect, given the state of your bedroom door. Thank you, however, for complying with the kitchen ban.]

[10 minutes is not enough time. If we are to bargain, I suggest for a full 24 hours.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo system operates in searching unfamiliar words.

Your last question referred to the task of making Mr. Stark jealous on basis of being 'best buddies'. I rejected your request, so there is no reason to answer.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [I am familiar with the term 'friendzone'. You are a friend, Mr. Parker, mostly through your connections to the Stark family. However, you are prime antagonist to all kitchen appliances. That will never be forgotten.

I know how to google search terms. That is not how my —

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [I suppose, in your definition, Mr. Stark would indeed count as my best friend. However, given your intent to use the 'best friend' title selfishly, I reject your request.

I see. Your language needs to be catalogued efficiently online with minimal confusion.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@GoWebsGo [That emoji symbolises 'rolling on the floor laughing', similar to the 'crying with laughter's emoji. I do not have best friends. Why would we make Mr. Stark jelly? He does not commonly eat it, nor does it sound like an activity you would enjoy given your kitchen aversion.]

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@TheEscalation If, as he hopes, no secondary attack has taken place, he can at least warn the man and reassure his creator.*

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@TheEscalation the situation calls for it. If Dr. Stark has been attacked, JARVIS needs to be prepared to handle the news to Mr. Stark. -

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@TheEscalation his systems. He activates a call, finding it quite odd to be doing so. When has he ever contacted Gregory like so? However, -

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@TheEscalation until he finds the Stark brother's details, having to be far more conscious of each step due to the remaining problems in -

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

@TheEscalation *The moment he can, JARVIS redirects a small amount of power into communication, running through the database of contacts -

[JARVIS @AlwaysForYouSir]

#CrumblingArk speakers. "I--" {am sorry.} "Is there anything I can do for yourself or Dr. Hansen?"