Lyssa.

I couldn’t love you more if I tried // C.M. & S.S. // ♎ // 27 // 💖💜💙

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Somehow the longest but also shortest time of my life 😭

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

I’ll forget I’m pregnant until my son wakes up and does his little jig on my bladder

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

And an entire paid week off between Christmas and new years!!!

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

My company threw the sickest Christmas party on top of giving me a fat bonus and raise 😩 I love it here

[LVMPD @LVMPD]

#BREAKING We are responding to preliminary reports of an #ActiveShooter on the campus of UNLV near BEAM Hall. There appears to be multiple victims at this time. Please avoid the area and we will have more information soon.

[BioWare Gear Store @BioWareGear]

*reads comments*

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[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

I love her so much 🥰 finally convinced Chaison to let me have a cat

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

19 inches of what now

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Perks of new job:

1. I have my own office

2. They provide us with babybel cheese in the break room

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

My last day working from home 😭

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Giving my two weeks today wish me luck 🤢

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

The way I look in my drivers license photo is actually my 13th reason. Idk what beef the photo lady had with me but she got me fucked up 😭

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Thinking about the sweet potato dish I ordered at a restaurant yesterday that was literally just regular ass potatoes drenched in honey

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

@WeeMFNasty I keep forgetting he’s alive still 💀

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

@franklyimstoned Idk what your budget is but I bought Chaison Boss the Scent by Hugo Boss for Christmas and it smells amazing!

Also https://t.co/xQ7mMeR2xB is a good place to get discounted colognes 😊

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Drank a 32oz Long Island at the Jonas brothers concert then dropped my phone in the god damn Nomad toilet right after 😭💀 I don’t want a pee pee phone

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Love spending Valentine’s Day working for 12 hours straight at the office 🥰

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Never thought a show could bum me out more than A Series of Unfortunate Events but here comes The Last of Us 🥲

[Lyssa. @Always_Alyssax]

Not me going across town to have tea with my grandma and her forgetting it was today 😭

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

15 years ago our first season premiered and i can’t thank you all enough for all the summer adventures. we’ll be back soon with more inventions and songs soon…