Alex Franklin

TX native. Oklahoma grad. UNC Law.

[Iiyona Musk 𝕏 《parody》 @crypto_anan]

資産失ったビットコインFXやってる人達、何故ワイの手法を実践しなかったん？

@crypto_anan #note https://t.co/K1wgg3m3Sj

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Ostrich protecting its family from a jackal
https://t.co/SDa1DrB9eb

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Next time a stranger comes to my door and asks to speak to the owner of the house I am going to tell them sorry, idk who that is because I’ve been illegally squatting here for 6 months

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

All of these websites always requiring me to verify my identity with some sort of passcode sent to my email or phone as if someone is trying to break in and pay my bills for me

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Today my dog loudly farted while I was on a conference call with a partner, so wfh is going great, thanks for asking

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

I don’t think y’all understand how hard the bar exam is for someone who usually goes pee 2-3x an hour

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

😭😭

[Devon and Somerset Fire and Rescue Service @DSFireUpdates]

This is Digby. Today he did something amazing and helped save a young woman who was thinking of taking her own life on a bridge over the M5 near Exeter (thread👇)

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

It’s 2021 and doctoral hoods for graduation still only stay in place if you hook the front little string tassel thing to a button down shirt. How many women wear button down shirts to their graduation? Y’all really can’t figure out a better system?

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Petition to adjust the entire culture around exclamation points in emails instead of shaming millennials for trying to simply convey that we are being nice #!

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

OK/TX meteorologists during tornado season: “there is a an EF3 tornado with a strong hook echo .37 miles from 25th street.”
NC meteorologists: “yeah, my wind chime is telling me the entire state ~might~ get some whirly winds in the next 3-5 business days, idk 🤷🏻‍♀️”

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

The steam from my shower set the fire alarm off in our house, so that’s how my morning is going 🙄

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

a girl boss never forgets her roots

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

You definitely know the outside of a house is ugly when the cover photo on the Zillow listing is of the living room #isthistooniche

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

I preferred my timeline when it was suddenly full of armchair First Amendment experts more than I do Texas electricity sector regulatory experts

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

I cannot even begin to explain how unseen and unimportant it feels when you have clearly indicated your preferred name and someone does not bother to learn to use it

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Shout to my anxiety for forcing me to schedule time 10 min before every class to triple check I read the right pages and didn’t magically skip 7 cases in the middle of the assigned page range 💞💞💞

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Garth Brooks wearing wranglers to the presidential inauguration is the most Oklahoma thing I have ever witnessed

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Just set a personal record of 7.5 hours for a single zoom meeting and I now highly recommend not taking virtual meetings into our future post-COVID lives.

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

Y’all remember when they convinced us Nutella was a healthy breakfast add-on

[Alex Franklin @AlxFrankln]

😀😀