Alice in F--kThisLand

*~ Alissandra ~*

dead on the inside
(she/her)

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

I used to say "here for a good time not a long time" bro it's been long enough I'm not even having a good time anymore.

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@lemonjessst @clydedead He said "cool", jess.

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

I thought something happened to WR ;-;

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

I ordered a strawberry sundae with hot fudge topping on the app and McDonald's called me to confirm it. I feel like a dumbass but it wasn't even a weird combo?? 😭😭

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@lemonjessst Travelling. You stay in fkin malad you should understand

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

Fam stopped to pray at a cross while I stood a bit behind. And one of the workers doing renovations on top dropped a rope that hung right in front of my face.

It was like God was trying to answer my prayers 😭😭

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

My most googled phrase in panjim so far has been "Cigarette Shop near me".

I miss cyclewalas and tapris at every corner

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@clydedead @lemonjessst @ruelrebello Oooof, called out

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@KFrs__ Nooooo😭😭😭

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

Just found out that a guy I'd been flirting with is actually my cousin because we're both going for our "cousins wedding" and it's the same person 😭😭

[Jess @lemonjessst]

rlly cute girl in a class i attend but my brain shuts down the moment i talk to her? boys are easy, women are the challenge

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

Always get your family trees in place, peeps.

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@KFrs__ I'm surprised nobody said anything about humidity

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@lemonjessst Absolutely yes

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@strayned Okay nvm I do that 😭

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

@clydedead If WR ever starts shutting doors it's over

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

Ate some jalapeños as a snack and then my eye got itchy.

Mistakes were made.

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

A baby lizard climbed on my nose twice last night while I was trying to fall asleep.

((It's okay I like lizards))

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

I've reached home safely but the lesson is always carry a knife on you.

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

Random asshole tried following me home. I walked so fast the ass was practically jogging trying to keep up while trying to get my attention while I definitely ignored him.

I finally took my knife out and kept it visibly in my hand and he stopped.

[Alice in F--kThisLand @AlyKaulitz_]

Tried to take a pic and he stopped and turned around. Asshole.