Alecia Pyle

Love God. Soccer, rugby, rodeo & hunting are fun. I like driving my firetruck & ambulance. MUSIC=LIFE. I heart Wonder Woman.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Anyone start having a surprisingly good morning then have it completely derailed by a 2 syllable word? Anyone? Yupp, just me. Joyous.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

I gotta remind myself that plans promised don't happen if they're to impede on sleep. I just get my hopes up.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

How do I hide when I'm super excited & have butterflies & wanna talk constantly & don't wanna be creepy? Take a nap.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Responded to a semi fire. Student went to run the nozzle, to mop up the sleeper. I caught said student before he flipped over me.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

All plans got cancelled. So the most human interaction I get on my bday is with online gamers. Who kicked me cuz I wasn't in their squad.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

@Eli_Gorman Better yet, stay safe!

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

As I struggle to lift things, I regret doing shoulders & back workout while being upset yesterday...And I'm grateful we are "spoiled" at work & have autoload systems on our ambulances.
#badlifedecisions
#helpmerhonda

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

*phone goes off with new ringtone*
*everyone whirls around & looks*
Me-*...this is just gonna fuel rumors....*

...chats...
...hangs up...

"So, uh, do you wanna answer some questions?"

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

The reaction when someone thinks I'm only sweet & nice, but then they make my friend sad...

[Tim Rozell @DocRoze]

I strongly believe a person should never ever be judged based upon whether or not their gonads descended through their inguinal canals. Or on the amount of tyrosinase enzyme genes they express. Or on the evolutionary ancestral migration patterns from which they arose.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Lord, why must darkness test me today? I must try to rise above this as you arose from the grave.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

EMS.
Wilfire.
NOS.
EMS.
Wildfire.
Nap.

Repeat.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Thinking your phone was being stupid, then realizing they "unfriended you"

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Watching the existential crisis creep in.

These are troubling times in the kingdom.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

"...Pt must have minimum of 5/11 symptoms for diagnosis..."
Oh Look!! I have all of them!

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Seriously? The level of lazy and inconsiderate is appalling.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Different partner comes in at any moment for 2nd half....not looking forward to it.
#helpmeRhonda
#emsprobs

He just walked in.

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Talking thru sympathomimetics
"Why'd you act like you had a hat w/the adrenal gland question?"
"...@DocRoze taught me to..."

..W/the Accent

[Alecia Pyle @AlyPie89]

Trying to figure out how to say "You're not my FTO so shut it" but in a respectful way.
#iamnotyourconcern
#emsprobs

[Wildcat Victory 🌾 @wildcatvictory]

We can't pass. We can't run. We can't block. We can't catch. Our pets heads are falling off. #KStateFootball