Alyce Hanna

Norman & Layne 💙💙

[Alyce Hanna @Alycee__]

If you’re smiling in your mugshot, I’m clicking it everytime to see your charge

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What’s worse than getting to the gym and your AirPods are dead? 😭😭

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Having my 5 am pep talk with myself to get out of bed and get to the gym

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Adam just called the Cheesecake Factory “Olive Garden with expansion packs”

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@beholdtheGreat A refresher

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Today I’ll be rooting for the Eagles for @beholdtheGreat bc he has my initials tattooed on him, so it’s only right.

[Alyce Hanna @Alycee__]

When you forget your Apple Watch and now your workout doesn’t even count

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When your parental rights are terminated but you still post pics on fb like they aren’t 🤡🤧🤣

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Can’t believe I have to go to work AGAIN.

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FUCK THE POLICE 🖕

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I’m pro abortion - for ANY and EVERY reason. Not my business why.

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Is hot sauce ……

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@keelyhennessy You tried to transfer lol

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$1 beer night at the power park and the game starts at 7 pm. It is 6.30 and they are out of $1 beer…

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I’m getting married in one month.

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Me watching reality dating shows: How can you honestly pick your soulmate out of 15 options???
Also me: marrying my high school boyfriend

[Alyce Hanna @Alycee__]

Adam to me “Quit looking at me with your covid eyes” 🙃😑🙄😷🤒🥺

[Sean Bair Flannery @sean_m_flannery]

An under-discussed effect of COVID is how we kind of lost casual friends. The incidental buddies you ran into at a BBQ, holiday party or softball game- just rapture-like disappeared. Now everyone you talk to is either coworker or 1 of the 5 most important people you've ever known

[Alyce Hanna @Alycee__]

I like curling now