AlyssaT 🌷

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If 9/11 happened today it would be 9/2, dumbass.

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

this is literally just a regular afternoon in florida during storm season

[hel @unfiltereid]

HATE when people say shit like “the worst grief is grieving for someone who still alive” no it isn’t. no it fucking isn’t

[𝒁𝒖𝒆. @ivcnaoo]

Me siento terrible, espero q sean los síntomas pre menstruales y no la depresión q me persigue desde los 13

[AlyssaT 🌷 @Alydanielle01]

@yougottadig

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

my boyfriend holding me back from our fridge after I took an edible

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

When Limp Bizkit said “Everything is fucked, everybody sucks”

They were so real for that

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

The most fulfilling relationships women have are with other women. They show up for us, they are funny, remember birthdays and gifts us on a random Tuesday. They're there during hard times, support our ventures and love us. And sex isn't even on the table. You are the issue

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion but having kids is sometimes more selfish than not having kids that’s a conversation people aren’t ready to have yet.

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Social media has RUINED the expectations of a man in a relationship. “if he wanted to he would.” a 23 year old man does not need to be buying you expensive clothes, bags and trips when he’s trying to build a life. that’s not normal. 1/2

[kat @districtshields]

“if it weren’t for the baby”

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

OK, nooooooooooooow it's fixed ;)

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

She’s not American and struggles to speak proper English.

[high vibrations ⏾ @siyamesux]

mind you they didn’t even believe postpartum depression existed not too long ago. all of a sudden they also “have it”

[Ready Steady Bunny @babybunnyrry]

can't believe this song wasn't even nominated for a grammy, who was responsible for that

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.

In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:

“Don’t lose hope.”

Now that’s a final message.

[jynx @jynxbby]

if i wore a mood ring it would burst into flames immediately

[swana ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

I’ll use it to hang myself from the ceiling