Daniel

Gossip is the devil’s telephone. Best to just hang up! he/him/his 🏳️‍🌈

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

the Pines Pantry girls would publicly behead you if you produced something like this btw

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

bf texted me excitedly that he got an email that his employer was offering discounted World Cup tickets with a follow up text 30 sec later that he now he has to do a mandatory IT training 😭😭😭

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

It took >3 weeks for @Apple to ship me a replacement iPhone through AppleCare, then when it was damaged en route they said they won’t do anything until the phone comes back and won’t expedite the new one. Taking 2 months to get a replacement phone from this garbage company

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

and that’s what you missed on Glee

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

excuse me how could you *forget* about Micronesia??

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

babe what’s wrong, you haven’t had one sip of your limited edition Devilish Lime Cherry Chic Coca-Cola Zero from @AMCTheatres

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

I just know she’s rocking this look because RuPaul made her wear a muzzle under it

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

Bryon Noem and George Santos in five years

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

what if we kissed in the United threesome class 👉🥺👈

[United Airlines @united]

The entire row is alllllll yours.

Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out...

You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows.

https://t.co/bzHodhQ5Y8

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

MC Hammer in a Geico commercial….does that mean he’s not MC Hammer broke anymore??

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

did she spend enough time there to get any ideas?

[Grace Ybarra @gnybarra]

Donna Kelce’s home renovation inspo #TheTraitorsUS

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

many want what I have @olivegarden

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

guess I’m seeing Scary Movie 6 50,000 times
https://t.co/cgV4I4Rp99

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

snow again?? I didn’t know I lived in fucking SASKATCHEWAN

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

how your email finds me

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

“hey Manon, what are you going to do while on hiatus from KATSEYE??”

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

my boyfriend holding me back from our fridge after I took an edible

[New York Post @nypost]

Giant runaway pig with 'maximum confidence' storms North Carolina home looking for savory treat https://t.co/4gvg00B1dC

[alex @alex_abads]

michelle kwan would’ve voted rob out week one #TheTraitors

[Daniel @imdaniel00]

a gay wedding at the knockdown center the day after horse meat? I just know someone at that wedding has been there for over 24 hours

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Next stop: Basement