Aly Paterson

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@DaveGorman @DaveGorman question. Loved the show last night. Why did the play button on the remote you’re holding in the backdrop screen change to red for just one slide in your show? You love the long game, how many years will I have to wait for this non event callback to become relevant?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@KernowChocolate to 2021! As stiff a drink as we will be having this year. Cheers

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

I scored 10/10 points trying to win a #LegoDefender in the @Blackcircles #guessthecarquiz courtesy of @goodyear_uk - Can you beat my score? https://t.co/yagXomSJWR #winner https://t.co/yagXomSJWR

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

To drop the snark for a moment, what’s extraordinary is that the UK govt would willingly undermine the vital public health messaging in the midsts of a pandemic which has killed 55,000 people and rising - just to save one wretched man’s job.

[bet365 @bet365]

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[Seb Dance @SebDance]

My granny worked as a typist to the German Ambassador to the Soviet Union, Graf von Schulenberg.

He was executed in 1944 for plotting against Hitler. Half her family were wiped out.

She saw what nationalism did and led to. So no, she wouldn’t want a f**ing cup of tea with him.

[World Rugby @WorldRugby]

Rugby World Cup 2019 in Japan will play a transformational role in the lives of disadvantaged children across Asia, thanks to a game-changing partnership between World Rugby and ChildFund launched today #RWC2019

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. https://t.co/so1rCbZ9qL

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@PistolPumpinJoe Nay - be with me Thunder Walrus of Sin

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@mikewilmot1 help me win a bet. You’re the comedian that would suck a cock for $1 million... my mate says Bill Hicks but I’m saying you’re the guy?

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

You can shuffle the cards all you want, it’s still the same deck.

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

3 months in North America and not one Tauros! Harsh! #PokemonGo

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@KeelerJane
that's right I'm an astronaut... Oh did I also mention I can sing and play guitar... Yeah exactly. Just to clarify I am not.

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

That's right in an astronaut... Oh did I also mention I can sing and play guitar... What a guy

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

I just beat Stephen by 56 points! Think you can beat me? #GamesWithFriends http://t.co/Gfpr2DhX

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@mairi_mairi how did you find me on here! I was so careful I left no traces! Also I wouldn't bother I never have anything good to say!

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

This is a lot of effort this twitter nonsense

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@SammyJHannah if it's any consolation the busker in Georges square had a shocker!

[Aly Paterson @AlyPaterson]

@SammyJHannah how did it go? Me and my friends didn't make it, we had a busker in Georges square to heckle, I forgot! Sorry