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[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

*Hears someone say “well then”*

Brain: Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
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Me: It seems we both have autism doesn’t it Alice

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

I take it back what I said about London

[Topher B @TopherBeee]

Me returning to work after a week off and my boss telling me I got shit to do #BabyReindeer #PiersMorganuncensored

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Whoops.. 😅

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

Being independent is all fun n games until it’s time to do the bins

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

@KayTrot 😂😂 I do hope to follow in her footsteps, Nan was the main character 👑 Ah I know we missed you! Have a lush time 🥂🇵🇱

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

1 pint in the nursing home and I’m doing the konga

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

One thing about me and my sister is we’re both autistic

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

Hump day feels

[Dan @danniieecx]

Lysha just threw her bag in front of my feet in the airport and I full on face planted the floor. Not going away with her again

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

Tripped Dan up in the airport and she’s full on decked it

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

do u ever feel like a plastic bag

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

not only is it not Friday, it's not even
Thursday

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

When it’s 9PM on a Sunday and ur still cleaning

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

maybe I should not have put the notebook on this evening. Sons crying

[salina @bambinasalina]

what if my sleeping schedule isn’t even bad but I’m just living on the wrong side of the world

[Dan @danniieecx]

Me promising lysha I’ll be on my best behaviour at her works do and won’t accidentally flash everyone or spew on the floor like the last two

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

Creme egg szn

[paige @BonerWizard]

this is how your email finds me

[AM 〰️ @AlyshaMartin]

@KayTrot @zowiemartin The perfect way to finish off the Christmas festivities 🥂