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⁦@whodey0102⁩ only 9️⃣ more days #whodey #bengals #bengalsnation
https://t.co/8jAtoj6emL

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A historical Ypsi monument being saved is the content I needed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Who We're Helping With The Barstool Fund - The Bomber Restaurant https://t.co/LAk77n0XNB

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If I send you an instagram meme and you respond “can’t see” I’m not sure if you think I care enough to screenshot and send or what... because I definitely do not

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Today my dentist told me she FaceTimed her dog while on her honeymoon. I knew there was a reason I would rather drive 3 hours home than find a new dentist

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The best part of today was listening to delta’s hold music for an hour and a half

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@jonessoda92 I made sure she circled it a few times for good measure

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Out here teaching Ellen how to be a proper dog grandma with Sasha’s bday on the family calendar

[shelbs @behlsy]

THIS IS MY FUCKING MOTHER IM SO LUCKY

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@juuulia @axidemu Just listened. I’m dying 😂😂😂

[Brooks Lloyd @brooks_lloyd5]

My brother hired me as the butler for his 1st wedding anniversary. This was the result:

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*Noon deadline* 4pm reminder email...7pm “it’s good for now” 11pm “hey i made changes”
Me:

[anna @annaalundhh]

Luke P when he realizes Hannah’s been kissing other guys #TheBachelorette

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@miss_lundh @emily_lundh Downloaded twitter for the first time this century just to bask in your fame and make sure I appreciated it appropriately

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“Miss lysh! That guy over there is drinking and driving!!”
“Huh? Drinking what?”
“a SODA! That sign back there said drinking and driving is illegal!”
😂😂😂

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I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m allergic to this week because I’ve never sneezed so much in my entire existence as I have in the last 4 days

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When you’re hella stressed & your favorite stress reliever is scuba diving ... but you live in Ohio 😶🐠🐟

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If sweating alone produced abs I’d have a six pack after standing still for 5 seconds #houston #jkeverywhere

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I was randomly missing my nose piercing something fierce this week and on a whim at 4 am decided to just try to stick it back in (it’s been out since 2015) HOW IS THIS BAD BOY NOT CLOSED UP ?! Miracles are real folks you heard it here first

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*Patient comes out of room at 4 am with eyes closed and bumping into things*
Uhh whatcha doing buddy?
“Just practing being blind don’t mind me” 🤔