Alyson Cornelius

Wife, homeschooling mom of two,lover of Jesus Recently started working from home, helping people improve their lives. Beachbody is changing my life.

[Alyson Cornelius @AlysonCornelius]

Aw. The smell of piss and weed replaces curry and incense. 🤣

[Alyson Cornelius @AlysonCornelius]

Woke up feeling very spiritually hungover.
So I went to the yoga bale and waterfall for some meditation and grounding. 😍

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Got in late last night dirty and tired so these were the best pics I got. It’s 6 am now so I’m up and ready to start this adventure.
Slept in the open air being serenaded by birds and crickets.

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Dude! Messiah on Netflix. 😳 🤯

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Gotta give it to drake. He’s had his ass handed to him and he’s still going.

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Aw. I miss my Betsy. https://t.co/j5wATLDRm2

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Other parents: I really need to cut back my kids screen time
Me: dear lord please sit still for 5 minute and watch tv!!
#floodedin #breakjuststarted

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In case you were wondering what kind of mother I am.
I just got a notification from amazon that my toothpaste has shipped.
I didn’t order it.

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The most beautiful thing I’ve heard in a long time! 😍 https://t.co/MoI1abiMiF

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“I bet I know what the tooth fairy does with your tooth. She takes them and puts them on a plate and eats them. And then she pays you cuz it’s like a restaurant and she wants toofs”
😳😳😳

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T put water in a gallon bottle and is now putting a balloon over it.
I’m going back to my room.
#nothingtoseehere
#ifabearshitsinthewoods 🤷‍♀️

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Stranded waiting for roadside assistance on cyber Monday.....
Send help. Or shut off my card. 🤷‍♀️

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And. First place baby!!

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Fun on the farm today 😍 cold but beautiful

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International flights. Help!!!
I’m terrified to book it. There’s so many factors. What’s your best advice?

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“Babe. Where’s the ibuprofen?”
“In the cupboard”
Next day
“Babe. Where’s the ibuprofen?”
“In the cupboard”
“I couldn’t find it”
20 min later
“If I take two of these pms will I fall asleep?”
🙄 get up. Get the ibuprofen that’s literally in the front of the medicine cabinet.

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My friends daughter earned an elite spot to represent her school at a medical fair of sorts. Locals. Order some food! It’s good shit. Non locals. If you feel the urge to donate it would be appreciated. https://t.co/Ens8Oul3sc

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Holy fuck that game!!! I need resuscitation.

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Thankful for good friends and family today. Thank you so much Faith and Anna for helping me out today. You have no idea how much stress you relieved. Feeling loved af. ❤️

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You know what needs to be invented?
A full body pedicure.
Like a drive through car wash for your skin.