Alyssa

[Alyssa @Alyssa13Connell]

@cullenoncurling La Cucina for Italian!

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Alyssa @Alyssa13Connell]

I hate it when people rain on my parade. I don’t have a parade very often, just let me be happy😞

[dev @devvvrobot]

Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Anyone know what time the anti-seatbelt protest is happening outside of the Jiffy Lube?

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

joining the war on drugs but on the side of the drugs

[Alyssa @Alyssa13Connell]

Anyone else feeling like these olympics are like the quarter quell in the hunger games? All these athletes standing up against the status quo and speaking against social injustices that have always been just the way it is. #changeforthebetter

[Natalie Wallington @narwhallington]

“It can’t hurt to apply!” Yes it can. Constant rejection hurts. Spending hours on a cover letter & getting zero response hurts. Putting yourself out there in the hopes that someone will give you a chance is really taxing. Let’s stop pretending it isn’t.

[Alyssa @Alyssa13Connell]

@jakubowski_h Coming from someone who is doing just that, it really really does improve your mental health🥰

[Alyssa @Alyssa13Connell]

@OlliviaGarden I feel this so much! Having nothing to do is brutal for my mental health

[Alyssa @Alyssa13Connell]

@S_Horianopoulos The Twisted Cork

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

bras in a-c cup: these have been crafted in lace by our finest silk worms

bras in dd+ cup: we have recommissioned these old army parachuted

[Carl Boucher @CarlBoucherKnee]

Anti-maskers with umbrellas. Seriously, pick a lane: either barriers stop droplets or they don't.

[Laura Bailey @LauraBaileyVO]

I want Moira Rose as my gps voice

[Kevin Nimmock @KevinNimmock]

Mayor Nenshi points out: the infection rate in India is approximately 200 people per 100k. In Calgary today, it's approximately 520 cases per 100k.

"I really want people to understand where we are at."

[Carly Heading @carlyylalaa]

Person: you can't rewrite history
Taylor Swift: hold my wine and pass me my cowboy boots

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)