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relax

[a l y s s a ツ @AlyssaCraig]

kesha should have been on the time magazine cover

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau just dropped a bomb on Trump. He speaks directly to the American people.

He explains clearly the repercussions of Trump's Trade War on Canada, and exactly how it's going to cause tremendous pain to Americans.

He is clear that Canada loves America and the American people and they want nothing to do with this. But it's Trump's doing, and his actions will cause immense damage to America.

[FlyWithKamala @flywithkamala]

OMG VP Kamala Harris said “roll the clip” and proceeded to end Trump with his own words for an EPIC takedown at her rally tonight in Erie!!🔥🔥 #NotGoingBack

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Women can be badass CEOs.
Women can be badass Doctors.
Women can be badass Lawyers.
Women can be badass Moms.
Women can do whatever they want.
It’s their right to choose what they will be.

[Lisa Hawes ♡ @lisaunger_716]

Super Bowl Sunday…

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

What time ursha come on

[Peter DiBiasi @DibiasiPeter]

Imagine if Stefon Diggs did this

The world would explode

#BillsMafia | #GoBills

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

mahomes in the locker room during usher's halftime performance

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[Elmo @elmo]

When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

[Elmo @elmo]

Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

Patrick Mahomes and Justin Tucker going at it pregame 😂. Mahomes keeps kicking Tuckers holder away.

[ana⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @invisibleasu]

And that’s for saying that you didn’t know who Simone Biles was

[a l y s s a ツ @AlyssaCraig]

I am in misery

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is like when the velociraptors tested the fence in jurassic park. he knows he can break containment now.

[Charlotte Wilder @TheWilderThings]

Oh okay so when Jason Kelce does it everyone loves it but when I do it it’s “time to go home”

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

No I actually think the human body WAS designed to wake up, scroll social media for 45 minutes, pour 4 cups of bean juice into an empty stomach, have leftover takeout food for lunch at 1pm and stand up 3 times total before sundown, exclusively to use the bathroom. It's evolution